Josh Balloni

[Josh Balloni @JBalloni7]

“There’s a moment when every boy realizes no one is coming to save him, and that’s when he becomes a man.”

[Amy Nixon @texasrunnerDFW]

If there was one US housing statistic that truly captures how badly we broke the housing market, it’s this one:

[Josh Balloni @JBalloni7]

Why do most drive through, fast food places have 2 windows and always only use the second window?

[Josh Balloni @JBalloni7]

You know it’s been a long winter when 32 degrees feels warm

[Josh Balloni @JBalloni7]

I’ve been telling everyone the Eagles were the best team in football all year. I was not wrong 😎😈

[Josh Balloni @JBalloni7]

I’ve made $1 off of stocks the last few months. I think it’s time to start a finance podcast

[Josh Balloni @JBalloni7]

How tf is it August already? Memorial Day was like 2 days ago

[Josh Balloni @JBalloni7]

Isn’t it crazy how the weather gets nice and all of a sudden nobody wants to blow their brains out anymore

[Josh Balloni @JBalloni7]

I know I’m getting older because things like vacuuming and dusting excite me

[Josh Balloni @JBalloni7]

Pick what you wanna do with your life at 18. Throw yourself into debt. Spend half your conscious life doing it. Get taxed half of the money you make. If you buy anything that’s taxed. You can retire when you’re too old to enjoy anything. Question it and you’re a conspiracy nut

[Josh Balloni @JBalloni7]

My real life intelligence? 4.3/10. My emotional intelligence? 10/10

[Josh Balloni @JBalloni7]

Paying all of our money into a system, while that same system simultaneously lies to and exploits us, while being told to work harder and trust the system…. Doesn’t sit right with me

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

This is heartwarming 🥲

[Josh Balloni @JBalloni7]

Take you there - Sean Kingston

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

what song is this?

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What a beautiful spring day we’re having on February 15th

[Josh Balloni @JBalloni7]

You’re not actually an alpha male or a “bad ass bitch” you just grew up in a small town with little to no competition and your parents never let you grow out of the “you’re the best” attitude

[Josh Balloni @JBalloni7]

There is a rule in the universe where if it’s really, really cold, and you have a bunch of stuff in your pockets… whichever pocket you check last, will contain your car keys

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

The term “conspiracy theorist” was started by the CIA after JFKs assassination.

60 years later we’ve learned the CIA assassinated JFK.

Internalize this.

[Josh Balloni @JBalloni7]

If I inherit 1/10th of the mental toughness my mom has, I will 100% be successful in life