Joshua Beard

33 F.I.L ⚽. I back flipped on the mattress they slept on me on.

[Joshua Beard @JBeardless]

Fuck the cheeseheads

[Joshua Beard @JBeardless]

30 days ago I thought my life was falling apart. Little did I know it was only falling into place

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Never thought I’d be hitting double digits surgeries. Here is to the big 10!

[Joshua Beard @JBeardless]

Is there anything more awkward than when you rip your underwear and your balls drop through

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No rapper is more in their bag right now than Doechii

[Joshua Beard @JBeardless]

@rioferdy5 United will be relegated if this continues. I can’t even find the words for this display today

[Joshua Beard @JBeardless]

Wow never thought I’d be alive to watch Manchester United be so fucking shite. We will be relegated this season

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

🍬

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

Say NOTHING! Just RT.

[Joshua Beard @JBeardless]

Diallo I Amad for you ❤️

#GloryGlory

[Joshua Beard @JBeardless]

Don’t buy a house it’s a trap

[Joshua Beard @JBeardless]

Today marks the first day my baby shit on me and then peed on me right after

[Joshua Beard @JBeardless]

@TimmyTheKid13 Bloc Party comes to mind

[Joshua Beard @JBeardless]

Simone take a bow

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That was a great floor performance from Suni Lee

[Joshua Beard @JBeardless]

Zach Johnson is not worthy of all the anger he directs at fans. Like what makes you think you’ve done enough to act this way on the course

[Joshua Beard @JBeardless]

It’s rather fucked up that all these burger joints offer impossible burgers but their buns aren’t vegan or even egg free

Also your mayo isn’t vegan so it’s not a vegan burger

#makeitmakesense

[B/R Football @brfootball]

In the 97th minute.

Right after conceding a 95th-minute equalizer.

18-year-old Kobbie Mainoo's first Premier League goal was 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 ❤️

(via @NBCSportsSoccer)

[NBC Sports Soccer @NBCSportsSoccer]

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!?!?!?!

18-year-old Kobbie Mainoo puts Manchester United back in front with an unbelievable finish!

[Joshua Beard @JBeardless]

Fuck! I’m going to miss you Bob, RIP. I’ll do a few extra stretches and watch a little extra Chappelle today