Johann Beardraven

A bloke with a beard who likes to sing songs about beards with his band The Beards

[Johann Beardraven @JBeardraven]

@PatMan_DSB @The_Beards Holy shit man that's fucking awesome. Great work. Sorry for not being on twitter often enough to see awesome shit like this. You're a champion.

[Johann Beardraven @JBeardraven]

@Zain_40 You don't need to ask my permission. Just listen to your beard.

[Johann Beardraven @JBeardraven]

Happy New Year everyone. #QuietNightIn #RandomCocktails #Beards

[National Live Music Awards @NLMAs23]

Congrats to our #Adelaide #nlmas winners @Naomi_keyte @WOMADelaide @BadDreems @JBeardraven and @graceemilyhotel! Pic by John Goodridge.

[Johanna Dutton @JohannaDutton]

@JBeardraven Congratulations Johann. So, did they get your name slightly wrong, or did you & John Beardman Jnr. finally tie the knot? https://t.co/l1dwpTinXP

[Johann Beardraven @JBeardraven]

@JohannaDutton Haha. Both actually. I'm making him take MY name...

[Johann Beardraven @JBeardraven]

Movember? I prefer NOvember. As in, say NO to moustaches.

[Johann Beardraven @JBeardraven]

@ToeBass @The_Beards Have a drink for me #megaan

[Johann Beardraven @JBeardraven]

@chrisbradish "Satanus". That's latin for Satan.

[Johann Beardraven @JBeardraven]

@chrisbradish "I have ass-mark too"

You know what I'm talking about.

[Johann Beardraven @JBeardraven]

Hey guys how long do you think I should wait until I can start a band called 'The Kyle Gass Project"?

[Johann Beardraven @JBeardraven]

@grendeliscoming @PiersatPenn I think that's where my dad's from...

[Johann Beardraven @JBeardraven]

The amount of times Bon Jovi promises to die for a woman during his songs is quite concerning. When a bearded man says he'll die, he does it

[Johann Beardraven @JBeardraven]

@Hochrus I'm not sure, can't actually remember the gig that well, was quite the drunken show... & I know a thing or 2 about drunken shows...

[Johann Beardraven @JBeardraven]

@TimCMack i reckon i can probably manage it

[Johann Beardraven @JBeardraven]

@TimCMack I'll be at the pub singing for Captain Morgans' in about 30min. Does that count?

[Johann Beardraven @JBeardraven]

@TimCMack yeah and I'm starting to run low on Captain Morgans as well...

[Johann Beardraven @JBeardraven]

Well, the cricket's pretty depressing. Can I go back on tour now please?

[Johann Beardraven @JBeardraven]

Watching cricket drinking Captain Morgan's & lemonade all summer is an acceptable retirement plan, right?