4 yo got a watch for Christmas...now she announces the time every minute! It's going great over here. Also, it's not even on the right time so this does nothing for me.
Ryan came home tonight from a 4 day work trip. I have concluded I am not cut out to be a single parent. Almost lost my mind with these two crazies by myself. #nosleep#singleparentlife
Causes of 3-year-oldβs meltdowns this morning:
-Banana too small
-Top of banana slightly squashed
-Honey on porridge doesnβt sufficiently resemble βa swimming poolβ
-Sister had her 1st wee before his 3rd
-Doesnβt want scooter
-Does want scooter
-Something to do with sleeves
You really donβt know if the lord blessed you with patience until your toddler insists on doing EVERYTHING themselves. #patiencebewithyou#andalsowithyou
The hardest thing I have ever done in my life is trying to give my child liquid medicine. You would think Iβm trying to squirt pure snake venom in her mouth. OMG she won today. π€¦π»ββοΈπ€·π»ββοΈ #cantwinthemall
Sitting in the doctors office just casually sniffing my shirt to check if that wet spot is baby pee, vomit, or poop. Weβre good, just vomit. #momlife