Johnny Balls

Malshi dogs, Buckeyes, Razorbacks, drumming all genres. BTC is a positive galactic force.

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“The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents.”

― Salvador Dali

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@Demeter_Erinia Last time I was in Erie, PA every person I met was smoking at the time: hotel staff, bartenders, EVERYONE had a lung dart cooking in an ashtray.

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@CalltoActivism I don't blame him. NBA is so boring. I nodded off.

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@atrupar I tried watching some of the game. Can't do it guys. The NBA is so boring.

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@darrenrovell I've never heard this much whining.

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@darrenrovell Soft.

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@woodyVSworld Let them have it. They have to win something.

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@VolRecruiting98 You're battling an oblivious enemy. As a Buckeye, I don't perceive the Vols as a threat of any kind. If you manage to recruit a 5* with a bigger bag, congrats! I doubt it will have much of an impact on your average program. No offense, but you're irrelevant. Feel better?

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@BuckeyeBat Hey now. The Vols just won a national championship - in coed cheerleading. Give 'em the flowers.

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@BasedVols I had to look it up - the last Vol football title was 1998. Wowza. Why did you guys abandon good football? Your cheerleading squad is outstanding though (title in '26)!

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@ClasslessVol It's a damn shame. You saved money for a whole year from your highway-trash duty to buy that ticket, only to leave in the third quarter. Was it the score? Or maybe you were just cold? Damn shame. All that trash picking for nothing.

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@BigOrangeEnergy With an ascendant Vandy, the Vols aren't even the best team in the state. That's gotta sting. 😁

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@vol_equalizer With all of this Vol trash talk, I would suggest a home-and-home but my Buckeyes prefer a tougher schedule.

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@awfulannouncing I'm surprised Trump's that interested. The NBA needs all the fans it can get these days.

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@ZeekArkham It's how my guitarist friend describes rock and roll - it's over. All the hand-wringing in the world won't fix it.

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@FFbuckCLE It's like getting trash-talked by Rutgers. It's cute.

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@DPHBuckeyes My little brother took me to the playoff game vs the Vols. Pregame their fans were very confident and semi belligerent. We have fam in TN and spent a lot of time there growing up. Their attitude made the shellacking a little sweeter.

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@MarcoFoster_ That's a circuitous way to say, Scott really doesn't dig female bosses.

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@CurtisHouck Can the body language panel dudes analyze this vid? I'm seeing a lot of fight-or-flight alarm bells here.

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@DylanEveryday I think we can all agree that both programs are mid. Right?

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@FrankLuntz "Only" 21% of independents. That's a huge percentage.