Jordan Bongaarts

I'm like a vine that you can't run away from

[Jordan Bongaarts @JBingoBangoBong]

@SpotifyCares why won’t episode 6 or any of the following episodes of the Adventure Zone Steeplechase play? I have restarted the app, restarted the phone… episode 5 plays but not episode 6. Pls help. Hungry for McElroy content

[Jordan Bongaarts @JBingoBangoBong]

@droopy52baker HELLO!?!

[boo boo the fool @seeliebae]

I’ll never forgive skittles for discontinuing their desserts flavors

[Jordan Bongaarts @JBingoBangoBong]

@cryptidtea WOW

[Jordan Bongaarts @JBingoBangoBong]

@JAMerila this Christmas gift INSTANTLY transported me back to your classroom like nothing ever has

[Jordan Bongaarts @JBingoBangoBong]

@cryptidtea Yo where's the petition

[Jelly 🪼 @jelly_jala]

If I misgender you please do not say “it’s okay”, correct me

[Jordan Bongaarts @JBingoBangoBong]

@rebalanders2 My mom started going gray at 24 and dyed her hair for the first time the week before my parents' wedding and that haunts me everyday

[Jordan Bongaarts @JBingoBangoBong]

Jesus wouldn't guillotine the rich but only, ONLY, bc guillotine isn't his style. He'd use fire or a 2x4 with a nail in it

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

new girl is the ultimate female fantasy of there being 3 nice men

[Jordan Bongaarts @JBingoBangoBong]

@marbleofflowers YIKES

[kenzi 🎃🔪 @catnipocalypse]

i thought this was a where’s waldo at first but apparently it’s just the dopest college campus ever

[m @msnetik]

cleansing your timeline with this Mandy Patinkin clip from 2012 when the interviewer's wife went into labor

[Jordan Bongaarts @JBingoBangoBong]

Idk if he noticed, but all day I've only been saying "happy birfday" and he's ignored it but really from the bottom of my heart, happy birfday @Voldemortician

[Jordan Bongaarts @JBingoBangoBong]

It's really wild how working from home with real adults throws me back to my college days, making me feel like I'm in a group project as a college freshman with a bunch of seniors

[Jordan Bongaarts @JBingoBangoBong]

Wow everyone pray for my boyfriend bc I am NOT capable of being a nice person today

[Jordan Bongaarts @JBingoBangoBong]

@marbleofflowers Nice!

[Jordan Bongaarts @JBingoBangoBong]

@marbleofflowers I do only an okay job

[Jordan Bongaarts @JBingoBangoBong]

Did I just set my garlic bread on fire? Yeah a little. But did I put it out quickly enough to still save the garlic bread? Also yes. Just an update.

[Jordan Bongaarts @JBingoBangoBong]

@marbleofflowers AN EXCELLENT CHOICE