KitKat is stepping up security — deploying a presidential‑level escort for a shipment truck in Canada.
The move comes after thieves in Europe stole an entire truckload of KitKat bars earlier this year.
If you were going to choose a metaphor for the 2024 Republican Party, a garbage truck chauffeuring around a billionaire traveling around in circles and going nowhere, all for a photo op, is pretty spot on.