Master of Muppets

Sports Card Distributor, Beat Maker, & Misanthropic Lunatic Insomniac. #EmptySafe #RaiderNation #Dodgers #Rockets #NJDevils

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This is a message for Don Johnson - @DonJohnson

You missed your cash cow in the 80s when the mullet was at its peak. But it's coming back around again...now is the time to release your magnum opus: Money Makin Mullet Mousse by Don Johnson. Thank me later sir.

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@DJSylent Tash clears all of em by a wide margin.

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@MLB @Padres

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@bigharris1212 His best song is still How To Rob. Also...his tapes before Dre signed him were his best material.

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@arielhelwani You are a muppet...that is all.

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@WrestleFeatures If that annoying prick comes to WWE, that'll be the last time I watch it. It's barely watchable as is right now ffs.

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@WrestleFeatures I would like Roman to join ESPN full-time and Stephen A to stay there. Then I wouldn't have to see either of them again...that would be optimal.

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@90sWWE All 4 of them.

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@WWE @RealLAKnight @WWERomanReigns I think you mean YOUR game WWE. Roman isn't in the writers room coming up with all this rubbish you call TV in 2026. Do better or quit your jobs.

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@checktherhyme1_ Pharoahe Monch

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@WrestleFeatures

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@Nore_MCC

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@WrestlingWCC He's right about that very last part. The watching part though? Not so much...

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@WWE @RealLAKnight @WWERomanReigns @WWEUsos This isn't something to boast about or even acknowledge. Stop writing rubbish.

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@WWE @jacobfatu_wwe @WWERomanReigns

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@WorldWideWob

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@TheCinesthetic This was not a good movie...or even a decent one for that matter.

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@HaterReport He is literally the dirtiest player of his generation...it's not even debatable. Someone show him his own highlights ffs. Apparently he's got CTE as well.

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@WrestleOps @netflix

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@EliteClubS0B

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@WWE @WWEUsos At this point...just release LA Knight so he can actually go compete for world titles. Since you can't book a show worth a damn anymore. Free him from your endless barrage of terrible booking decisions.