ʝøиåτħáñ βяöŵň

Overweight Colchester United fan. Enjoy sitting around in my pants when not at STN airport. 21/92

[Colchester United FC @ColU_Official]

THE BALL IS IN THE BACK OF THE NET!

2-1
#ColU

[Jeanette Westlake 🇪🇺💙💙💙🇺🇦 @cusalandlady]

If you know or are friends with Steve Duckling@Duckers he’s been hacked please don’t open anything from him.

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

36 – Among sides who will play in the EFL during the upcoming 2026-27 season, Colchester United have netted the most goals of any side across their opening fixtures of a league campaign since the rebrand of 2004-05 (36).

Glut. #OptaOnEFL

[London Stansted Airport @STN_Airport]

It’s demolition day! 🚧✨ Work is now underway to clear the way for our new Skylinks at @STN_Airport. ✈️

PLUS, more than 90% of the materials from the demolition of our APV (Airside Passenger Bus facility) will be recycled! ♻️

Here’s to the next phase of our transformation! 👀

#transforminglondonstansted #demolition #constructionworks

[ʝøиåτħáñ βяöŵň @JBmoobs]

Good performance despite the result. Massively short on attacking numbers, really couldn’t be any clearer. Let’s hope we see a few more new faces before Saturday. Up the U’s! 💙🤍 #colu

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

Alexandre Pato set to buy Northampton after Colchester takeover falls through https://t.co/kafIeaxVEj

[ʝøиåτħáñ βяöŵň @JBmoobs]

Yes skip! 🙌🏻💙🤍💪🏻

[Colchester United FC @ColU_Official]

Jack Tucker has been named the U's Captain for the 2026/27 season 🫡🔵⚪️

After filling in often for Tom Flanagan last season, the twenty-six year old has now been given the role of captaincy for the upcoming campaign.

Read more of our news story on our website:

https://t.co/J5wFWVu5FJ

#ColU | #WeAreUnited

[ʝøиåτħáñ βяöŵň @JBmoobs]

@CUSAsupporters Any chance of an additional coach if there’s enough interest?

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

Sorry about the delays caused by a Jet fuel truck flattening a passenger walking to a plane. We heard him telling someone why a Jaguar is his spirit animal and how his growth journey was a personal voyage of self discovery. He also had a man bun, so we had no choice.

[ʝøиåτħáñ βяöŵň @JBmoobs]

@OfficialUpTheUs Ah shit, yeah there were a few more. 🤪

[ʝøиåτħáñ βяöŵň @JBmoobs]

@OfficialUpTheUs Got from the official team sheets. Hope that helps.

[ʝøиåτħáñ βяöŵň @JBmoobs]

@OfficialUpTheUs A. Trialist
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[Billingham Town FC @BillinghamTown]

CLUB STATEMENT

The club would like to address rumours circulating on social media regarding unacceptable behaviour following today’s game away to Seaham Red Star.

After a brief investigation, we can confirm that Billingham Town supporter Phil Smith has received a lifetime ban from the club and has been reported to the Northern League, The FA and Cleveland Police.

Although we are delighted to see Town win, and appreciate that celebrations can occasionally go a little too far, ordering a strawberry daiquiri in a pub, with the lads, on a matchday cannot—and will not—be tolerated.

Furthermore, to ensure the club does not encourage similar behaviour in future, lager tops will no longer be served in the clubhouse.

The club considers the matter closed.

#UTT

[ʝøиåτħáñ βяöŵň @JBmoobs]

@Coluprincess Bloody right too! 😳

[ʝøиåτħáñ βяöŵň @JBmoobs]

@DeadlineDayLive Offside!

[ʝøиåτħáñ βяöŵň @JBmoobs]

@OrientBraces @LOFCAcademy Where are you lot? I literally just moaned about doing Harlow away pre-season. About as exciting as it gets for us!!

[ʝøиåτħáñ βяöŵň @JBmoobs]

Ajax away?! Belter of a friendly. I went to Harlow. Doesn’t really compare does it? 🤔🤪

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

Burnley fans off to Ajax away today.

What a venue for a pre season friendly!! 👏

[Sky Bet League Two @SkyBetLeagueTwo]

Every @SkyBet League Two Player of the Month winner from last season! 🏆

#EFL | #SkyBetLeagueTwo

[ʝøиåτħáñ βяöŵň @JBmoobs]

@STN_Airport 👟

[ʝøиåτħáñ βяöŵň @JBmoobs]

This should be the away kit. Nicest shirt in years! #colu