James Hall

Changing people's lives, one random tweet at a time.

[James Hall @JBoB3215]

“What if I told you, a bald, round, tatted man’s quest to defeat a child’s game, led to the best story of 2020.#hedidit #timdidit

[James Hall @JBoB3215]

@SHRP_Revs How exactly do you suppose my clan is cheating? Give me one possible way we are doing it. Or are you just mad that we're better?

[Mae @mzeld]

Maybe we can hold his sleep/wake and home buttons at the same time and then let go?

[James Hall @JBoB3215]

Is there a show called 'Largest Failure', because I'd be perfect for that!

[James Hall @JBoB3215]

Wait, I didn't realize LeBron played for the Red Sox. #redsox

[Justin Shanes @justinshanes]

Just used a magazine to kill a spider. I gave it one of those Cosmo quizzes, and it hung itself.

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

In the CFL, a touchdown is worth 5.5 points and you have to apologize to the other team for making them feel sad.

[James Hall @JBoB3215]

What is the etiquette for someone cutting in line on you in a wedding buffet line? I'm not sure whether I should punch or kick this woman.

[WBK @WBKnoblock]

Retweeting a tweet with the "N" word is kind of like dating a black girl, right?

[James Hall @JBoB3215]

There's only one woman that has my heart, the next one that lets me touch her face with my face.

[James Hall @JBoB3215]

I just saw a couple with a newborn. All I could think was his bib should've read "Conceived in a Windowless Van."

[James Hall @JBoB3215]

Is it just me, or all the good tattoos taken?

[James Hall @JBoB3215]

#FirstWorldSerialKillerProblems The dealer told me that this trunk could fit four bodies, but it only fits three! @Donkey_Sosa

[James Hall @JBoB3215]

Sometimes I like to rhyme hardcore.

[James Hall @JBoB3215]

I've never kissed a girl that didn't immediately regret smelling my chloroform rag.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

With show after show about it on the History Channel, I'm starting to think the Holocaust might have really happened.

[James Hall @JBoB3215]

If another person tells me "You look nothing like George Clooney.", I'm going to scream.

[James Hall @JBoB3215]

@lazerdoov I do hope you slingshot those birds at the green pigs living next door.

[James Hall @JBoB3215]

@hairicaaa @smuttercup I already did the first two things. I'll make the third happen if I can watch.

[James Hall @JBoB3215]

I always taught my kids that there's no 'I' in "team", but there's an 'I' in "I will disown you if you lose".