JAbbott

I'm all set

[Jeremy Renner @JeremyRenner]

Omg… I can’t stop listening? Who remembers this tune ?

[JAbbott @JBone_13]

@AskTSA my family member sets up their daily vitamins & medication …. Unconventionally. 🤦🏽‍♀️ Can these fly in their carry-on or do they need to store these in checked luggage?

[JAbbott @JBone_13]

@BrookeGMcDonald Yes!! Cannot wait to see this!

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

So we fired him, he stole a ton of sensitive shit on the way out of the office, we caught him… and now he’s re-applying for the job?

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Who's got time for that s**t? @jordanklepper

[Sid Garcia @abc7sid]

Flowers are placed at the #holkywoodwalkoffame star for #jamescaan .
The star passed away at the age of 82. More @ABC7 at 3 and 4.

[Richard Lewis @TheRichardLewis]

July 2, 1947
Sure LD, keep mocking me for being 75. Guess what, pal? At midnight. Brooklyn, NY time, you’re 75 too!
Happy Birthday, old man. By the way, I can’t have a better friend. #curb ⁦@HBO⁩

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

The road to the Handmaid’s Tale world is lined with smiling people telling you to stop overreacting.

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

baby the constitution was written in 1787, grow up

[Laura Marie @lmegordon]

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

Reply to this tweet with a .gif of the artist you could listen to forever..

[matt kita @mattkita]

For the record, @tjlavin would have kicked Will Smith off the Challenge for his actions.

Apparently MTV has higher standards than the Oscars…

[JAbbott @JBone_13]

It’s disgraceful that he was even allowed to stay at the ceremony.

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

Best Actor in a Leading Role goes to Will Smith for his incredible performance in 'King Richard' Congratulations! #Oscars

[JAbbott @JBone_13]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[Variety @Variety]

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has launched a formal review following Will Smith’s assault on Chris Rock at Sunday’s Oscars ceremony.
https://t.co/WGTpL1oBxP

[JAbbott @JBone_13]

THIS!

[Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin]

Let me tell you something, it’s a very bad practice to walk up on stage and physically assault a Comedian.
Now we all have to worry about who wants to be the next Will Smith in comedy clubs and theaters.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

when you run out of money, the bank charges a $35 overdraft fee

when the bank runs out of money, they get a taxpayer bailout financed by you

[Tim Fullerton @TimFullerton]

Betty White improvising on the spot while Bea Arthur and Rue McClanahan crack up laughing is the only thing you need to watch today. https://t.co/UEXDfxTQtr

[Sheldon Whitehouse @SenWhitehouse]

“Butterflies are like women —  we may look pretty and delicate, but baby, we can fly through a hurricane.” Betty White, RIP.

[ryan schocket @RyanSchocket]

RIP to one of the funniest people ever, Betty White.