JBoon the Quarantine Carpenter

OSU '15 Chemical engineer

[JBoon the Quarantine Carpenter @JBoonPlaya]

8:40 pm, 3/13/25, my new favorite was born! Mamma popped her out like easy money and up chillin. Our little chicky nuggy already the best thing out!

[JBoon the Quarantine Carpenter @JBoonPlaya]

Now do the actual rich and you’ll see the argument. You can walk and chew gum at the same time, so you can argue about taxing the rich and cutting wasteful spending at the same time.

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

Everyone shouts "Tax the Rich"... but look at the facts.

A $150k earner pays around $30,600 in federal tax.

A $25k earner pays about $1,200.

It takes 25 people on $25k to contribute what one person on $150k does.

So why drive high earners out of the U.S. when they already shoulder most of the burden?

The problem isn't how much tax is collected.

The problem is how much the government wastes.

Stop blaming the rich.

Start holding the government to account.

[JBoon the Quarantine Carpenter @JBoonPlaya]

Trust me bro…it works 😂😂😂
https://t.co/Fhhn1lBSeo

[Chef the Ref™ @JerrydCurry]

I'll be live tweeting the cases today so I can get thrown off the jury panel😂

[JBoon the Quarantine Carpenter @JBoonPlaya]

“Control” and “Affect” are common English words that need to be mastered

[Jack @jackunheard]

Didn’t y’all preach for 4 years straight that the president doesn’t control gas prices?

[JBoon the Quarantine Carpenter @JBoonPlaya]

The Internet is a wild place

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Patriots HC Mike Vrabel and former NFL insider Dianna Russini rented a boat together back in 2021 while she was pregnant.

Vrabel and Russini were the only people on board for their 2- to 3-hour rental, according to a source.

Dianna gave birth to that child shortly after and named her son Michael.

The Russini - Vrabel files never end 🤦‍♂️

(via @TMZ_Sports)

[JBoon the Quarantine Carpenter @JBoonPlaya]

I have a theory, if Twitter didn’t have a pay wall, a lot of you wouldn’t be relevant

[Chab @BiggChab]

I have a theory that if he was still alive he wouldn’t be this popular and relevance anymore, his early death gave him that godly statue.

[JBoon the Quarantine Carpenter @JBoonPlaya]

Sho hope Andre don’t see Fernando’s highlight tape from his pro day…

[Andre Cisco @andrecisco7]

Boy better stop patting that ball, we breakin onnat earlyyyy

[JBoon the Quarantine Carpenter @JBoonPlaya]

Respectfully, this is not funny Dan. We will not stand for these types of jokes

[Dan Gilbert @cavsdan]

Introducing our proposed name for Cleveland’s new WNBA team… THE Ohio Wolverines.

The Midwest work ethic is a real thing. As someone who has spent a lot of time on both sides of the lake, I can tell you that Ohio and Michigan have far more similarities than differences.

We’re hoping Detroit follows suit with its WNBA franchise and embraces that same spirit of regional unity by naming its new team the "Michigan Buckeyes," as Cleveland and Detroit grow the game together from the shores of Lake Erie, the Midwest’s own Mediterranean.

Be sure to grab your official Ohio Wolverines merch—available online at https://t.co/tiG9WDIu00 within the next 60 days. Use code APRILFOOLS to receive 15% off your first order.

So… how do you like the name? We love it!

[JBoon the Quarantine Carpenter @JBoonPlaya]

@JerrydCurry Yeaaaaa…idk about that dog. You put ya dusty five head on me and you likely to catch a quick toss

[JBoon the Quarantine Carpenter @JBoonPlaya]

If my aunt had ba……nvm

[Micah Adams @MAdamsStatGuy]

If you remove free throws from everyone, Bam Adebayo's night would rank 73rd all-time.

Most points in single game
1. Wilt 100
2. Bam 83
3. Kobe 81

Most points without free throws
1. Wilt 72 (100-pt game)
2. Kobe 63 (81-pt game)
3. Wilt 62 (78-pt game)
--
T-73. Bam 48

[JBoon the Quarantine Carpenter @JBoonPlaya]

“This performer out here performing for people”

This why everybody don’t need platforms…

[Terrance 🦅 @spiketeejoint]

What J Cole is doing with the Honda Civic CD Tour is lowkey the same as Kai Cenat and the reading. We can be honest.

[JBoon the Quarantine Carpenter @JBoonPlaya]

The RnR HoF has long transitioned from a sacred ground for JUST rock and roll. So this take is dumb on multiple fronts.

You didn’t come from the ghetto, but rock and roll def came from them melanin folk…

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

“It’s not my music. I don’t come from the ghetto. It doesn’t speak my language. I said in print many times: Hip-hop does not belong in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, nor does opera, symphony orchestras … it’s called the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.”

— Gene Simmons on Hip-Hop being inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame

[JBoon the Quarantine Carpenter @JBoonPlaya]

The snowflakes are really triggered over this I see.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Bad Bunny lost the most viewership from the second quarter to a halftime performance in the history of the Super Bowl. (Halftime viewership typically grows, he lost ten million viewers on NBC). This is a disaster for the NFL, but most left wing sports media won’t cover it.

[JBoon the Quarantine Carpenter @JBoonPlaya]

😂😂😂

[Amanda Vance @amandacvance]

Watching the American halftime performance at the Super Bowl instead of Bad Bunny

[JBoon the Quarantine Carpenter @JBoonPlaya]

I don’t think we have elements dense enough to describe this one….

[Jason Whitlock @jasonwhitlock]

This is how unintelligent people think the world works. They think seeing people of the same color on a TV or movie screen has real impact. Yeah, Asians dominate academia because they saw Bruce Lee in a karate movie. That's it.

[JBoon the Quarantine Carpenter @JBoonPlaya]

This may be lead type dense…wow

[Alana Mastrangelo @ARmastrangelo]

The irony here is this guy’s listing off every country on the American continents, smugly suggesting we need a 1st grade geography lesson when he’s the one who doesn’t understand that in English, "America" is used as a shorthand for "United States of America," the only nation with "America" in its official name.

[JBoon the Quarantine Carpenter @JBoonPlaya]

I didn’t know it was possible to be this dense

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

It’s kind of ironic how Bad Bunny was dancing on an electrical post at the Super Bowl halftime show.

Puerto Rico isn’t exactly known for having reliable electricity.

He could have highlighted the electrical grid crisis in PR and done some good with his platform, but he chose degeneracy!

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Purposefully turning off the halftime show

Let’s rally together and show big corporations they can’t just do whatever they want without consequences

(which equals viewership for them)

You are their benefit. Realize you have power.

Turn off this halftime. A fake American citizen performing who publicly hates America. I cannot support that.

[JBoon the Quarantine Carpenter @JBoonPlaya]

Y’all really gotta start thinking more critically before posting these

[y - Conor Hurley @CHurls13]

idk man like three straight plays these receivers aren’t “surviving the ground” with the ball but brandin cooks didn’t catch it

[JBoon the Quarantine Carpenter @JBoonPlaya]

The “Underground Lynchings” took place in 1932. But im sure after that they def stopped cold turkey

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Pam Grier says she had to close her eyes as a kid in OH to avoid seeing blacks hung on trees

Pam Grier was born in 1949
Last lynching in Ohio: 1911

[JBoon the Quarantine Carpenter @JBoonPlaya]

If it was just a normal rap battle, I’d get this take. What Kendrick/Drake did was insanely personal. It wasn’t about who was the best, it was literally just about tearing the other person down. Entertaining, but def wasn’t worth it

[Busby 🏁 @MrBusby4o8]

However, THIS is the part that Cole’s fans have a REAL HARD TIME grasping.

After what he did in 2024, real hip-hop heads will forever look at him sideways. No matter how good the bars are, they will forever give him that 😒

It’s the ugly truth..