Brandon Bostick

Christian. Husband. Attorney. Army vet. Pleased to be here.

[Brandon Bostick @JBrandonBostick]

@BrooksAustinBA Looking like you’re having Andy Dufresne cook your books

[HowlingDoomSlayer @HowlingDoom]

Taking a foid on a date to the public pool, but unknowingly to her, strapping her into the retard dunker so I can more effectively waterboard her to find out why Benjamin Netanyahu sent her

[Firearms Policy Coalition @gunpolicy]

“As we mark 250 years of America, we urge you to give up your guns…”

Sounds familiar. Still the same answer 250 years later:

Fuck you. No.

[Brandon Bostick @JBrandonBostick]

I know we’re all locked in on the birthright citizenship thing but my god has Skubal gotten fat

[Brandon Bostick @JBrandonBostick]

@BeAfraid_Horror Bam softly whimpering “I ride a fucking skateboard not get shot” is such gold

[Brandon Bostick @JBrandonBostick]

@lakenziexo @clicknoboyss “It’s giving” You live in Nigeria bro. Stop it

[Brandon Bostick @JBrandonBostick]

I hate this lol. Just say you’re excited because you’re a Tech fan and this helps your chances of being competitive. Don’t wrap yourself in the almighty rule of law because an old, retired judge who doesn’t care about elections or being overturned on appeal gave you the outcome you wanted. Or would you be praising our sacrosanct, obviously never wrong judicial process if Arch was the quarterback in question? Just talk about it in good faith.

[Brandon Bostick @JBrandonBostick]

TTU and Joey McGuire have forever stained their reputation for what? A one or two game run in the playoffs? Is this universal contempt really worth it? Fans love to see their coaches and administrators take a principled stance even if it harms the team in the short term. Look at Tennessee and Nico last year. Vol fans applauded Heupel. I can’t imagine this sits well with Tech fans. You just burned down the entire structure of college football for Cincinnati’s QB. Congratulations I guess.

[Brandon Bostick @JBrandonBostick]

A player has no right to participate in D1 football. The injunction issued by the judge was the most dogshit thing I’ve read in a long time. We’re insulating players from consequences now because it might hurt their feelings and draft stock. It’s indefensible unless you have Tech ties

[Brandon Bostick @JBrandonBostick]

@SDJG2021 @lukezim Yeah bro. So simple. Don’t worry that every single college football fan and analyst is appalled. They just hate Tech! Jealous of Lubbock if I had to guess

[Brandon Bostick @JBrandonBostick]

@MLKJrwitdasauce @lukezim What specifically have they done to offend you? Not trolling genuinely curious

[Brandon Bostick @JBrandonBostick]

It poses a far greater existential threat to the competitive integrity of the game than criminal conduct off the field ever could. The speed at which a player drives does not have any bearing whatsoever on the perceived legitimacy of games. Betting does. If you fail or refuse to acknowledge that then I don’t know what to tell you.

[Brandon Bostick @JBrandonBostick]

It’s disingenuous to suggest that sports betting companies’ saturation of the college football media advertising market is in no way correlated to the pervasiveness of betting among young people, including players. I know it’s not your job to police the players. And you shouldn’t be expected to adjust the way you do your show in order to accommodate public perception. But it’s ridiculous to do entire segments about the horror of sports betting and then immediately go into an ad read.

[Brandon Bostick @JBrandonBostick]

@Nateb627 @SSN_TTU Doesn’t matter. You cannot bet on games in which you participate. It’s the most widely accepted cardinal rule in all of sport. Which is why everyone is (rightly) dumbfounded at this ruling.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

To this day I still feel secondhand shame for how thoroughly Austin Metcalf’s father prostrated himself before the people who despise him and took pleasure in the murder of his son

[Brandon Bostick @JBrandonBostick]

@JasonBrown_QB 9/11 simulator

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

i love when they stop showing the golf to interview CEO’s and hear their mission statements. i love being connected with brands

[Brandon Bostick @JBrandonBostick]

@lance_corporate The Raped

[Brandon Bostick @JBrandonBostick]

@reimufan099 AI narrators reading AI scripts

[Brandon Bostick @JBrandonBostick]

@The_King_Trout Jesus Christ is the King of Kings and the author of my salvation.