Jake Bumpus

Don't know where I'm going exactly but that's the fun part | APSU Grad | ΠΚΑ | Follow my insta it’s better @JBump_55

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@spence_doh it most definitely is buddy

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@blakeerose13 Presale was temporarily paused for a while, then delayed, but we were told to stay on the page to be “updated” only to never be updated

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@matthewstoller Pt. 3/3– however, the next day, when I was finally able to view my tickets, I saw they all said, “partial obstruct” on them. Ticketmaster did not warn me of any obstruct, nor do I have any idea what it is referring to or how big of an object it is. INSANE experience

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@matthewstoller Pt. 2/3– At the front, I attempted to buy tickets and was told that another fan beat me to them a couple of times. Then, I was randomly kicked out of the system and started at the back of the queue. A few hours later, I was back in, and eventually bought tickets.

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@matthewstoller THREAD— Spent 6 hours trying to get tickets, during that time the queue was mostly paused but I was told to stay on the page even thought they were delaying presale. After a few hours I ditched the queue, following my link again and was immediately put to the front

[low serotonin spence @spence_doh]

This tweet aged like whiskey *chef’s kiss*

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@spence_doh I didn’t, but I found someone that will get in their feels during Ted Lasso with me and that’s even better

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I’m just looking for someone that’s tryna get in their feels with me on every episode of This Is Us that comes on plz

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I love how “After the Pandemic” is a casual and normal phrase

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No one:
People over 100: The secret to a long life is drinking soda as if it’s water

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Whoever made the joke about the super volcano blowing in April please stop I’m getting scared

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Does anyone else randomly think about the girl from the Peloton commercial

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Still accurate

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Not everything is a conspiracy people chill.

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Can’t wait to see the history books in twenty years and what they say about this pandemic and virus kids are gonna be like “wow that must’ve been terrifying” and we’re gonna be like “actually it all unfolded kinda slowly and we just stayed inside a lot.”

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Just when I thought I’d heard the last “wHaT aRe YoU WeArInG JaKe FrOm StAtE FaRm” joke I see this ad. It’s not khakis. I’m never wearing khakis.

[marx @marxhatesu]

This pumpkin wins

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YOU ACTUALLY DID IT

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Can someone create a meme of a velociraptor except it says velocirapture and all the dinosaurs are ascending to Heaven

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Anyone seen Jurassic Park III 🤷🏽‍♂️