James

Jesus, girls, Marcus Mariota

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@KirkCousins8 watching quarterback, with some burning questions. What kinda snowblower you got? Are you an Ariens man, or more a toro guy? Also, is there a limit on kohls cash?

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Go to @tacojohns on a date, get a 6 pack and a pounding

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$0.12/kWh you dumb tool.

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

$4.79 a gallon.

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My microwave: hey buddy just beeping to let you know your food’s done
Me: ok cool I’ll get right over th-
My microwave: DID I FUCKING STUTTER BEEP BEEP ASSHOLE

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@KerriMPR my first job out of college my boss was very critical of bugs in my code (software developer) but didn’t give me any help to improve. That experience negatively affected my ability to work and made it difficult to improve, ultimately leading to me quitting.

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They’re not interested in working for tom the middle aged dad on second street but will gladly watch him throw his vote away. Vote @MinnesotaDFL and quit putting those corporate sleazebags in power.

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The fact that republicans say “Biden’s gonna raise your taxes” while Biden’s tax plan clearly states he won’t raise income taxes on earnings below 400k/year should tell you who the target audience is of the @GOP

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Bottom line is profits should be reflected in employee salaries and workers need to demand that. You probably deserve more than you’re getting paid. Thank you for coming to my #TedTalk

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The biggest joke in adult life is going to corporate earnings meetings and hearing about record profits then getting denied a raise because “your performance wasn’t good enough”. If corporate revenues increase, employees should get a piece of the pie too.

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And imagine reducing executive pay ratios. There’s no reason the ceo of @UnitedHealthGrp needs to make 350 times the median salary of an employee at his company. Reduce that, spread the wealth, and watch a rising tide lift all boats.

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Update. Got married and bought a dog. Yolo @gennaputnam

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Ran out of tinder likes. Do I...

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@jaketorgy4 You tell em torgy!

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@Ebanaian Can’t get the virus if you’re the only one on the plane 👉😏

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

The SEC has long been given a hard time for scheduling cupcakes in late November, but LSU scheduling one in late December is just unheard of.

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@jaketorgy4 @LoganManska You’re really messing with my plan to pretend yesterday didn’t happen

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@jaketorgy4 @LoganManska Sorry dude I’ve been too busy watching my johnnies... the only team from Minnesota with a shot at a championship 😂