John Calhoun Baker

Ghost of former Ohio University President. Also a boss ass motha fukka. #TeamWatchESPNByMyselfAtWest82

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Boners...you give me them! #LovePoem

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Opinions are like assholes: under appreciated

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Fuck now I have to listen to black people gloat

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Too many dudes at my house right now. If any ladies wanna come over it's a real #DickBuffet

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"Why do those army guys only wear their uniforms once a week?" #FreshmanQuestion

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Why the fuck do I think that girl from the Heineken commercial is sexy?

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I wish I could smoke ranch dressing

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Put a fork in 'em #OHIOvsPSU

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Beau how you about to trip like that?

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Ballsy #OHIOvsPSU

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Ohio needs luck to win this game #ThatllDo #OHIOvsPSU

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That defense was fucking terrible

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Its like they're trying to lose #OhioU

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Shit #bobcats

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#OhioU wont win this game if we can't convert on 3rd and 1

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OU against the world

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Penn State needs this game? Fuck that #OhioU

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@OUJBar #JunctionPunch4LIFE

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When we have to do things on syllabus day it makes Mr Bigglesworth very angry and when Mr Bigglesworth gets angry...people die!