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@skyshimii Natural gas and diesel fuel both have higher calories/gram than alcohol.
You won't get fat from inhaling gas and drinking diesel as well, trust me

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@alanchen 馬一龍繳80%稅金就可以給40個人買裝了太陽能板的腳踏車。
這明顯是反串文。

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@luoleiorg 他那些老粉才奇怪，那個博主之前就是靠著幫中國那群有錢有權的人透過代孕在美生娃拿身分賺大錢財富自由。他自己都吹過他回國見客戶那些人多厲害多有錢啥的。所以那些老粉真的以為他真心討厭中國制度以及那些定制度的人？

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@unusual_whales Pretty sure it’s supposed to be the other way around

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@Wujizhuzhu 把港台去掉吧，台灣隨便一個房就200-300w rmb, 香港隨便一個房400-500w rmb.

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@unusual_whales It be great to actually mention what position or action trump is u-turning from, considering how often he goes 180 on things.

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@niccruzpatane 4.2 second 0 to 100km/h was a typo and they've since fixed it to 5.2 second

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@squawksquare He's gonna be a trillionaire when spacex IPOs and tesla can go on forever with essentially just 1 car model with minimal updates, the shares can retreat to $280 and it won't matter much to him.

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@Landeur Indians

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@Mr_Derivatives "Buy April 7th" is the new "sell in May"

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@MirMAKOfficial Hey if most of India can read they’d be very upset about you putting Iran before them.

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@GravySauceCream I love both the super strong ac and the jet airliner level white noise it generates. I think this thing should be prescribed as a potent insomnia treatment

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@MasculinePeak ROFL they don't even "compete" for the top 5%. Both of them consider the top 5% men as baseline for dating. To get them to remotely put effort towards a man that guy needs to be the top 0.5%.

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@allknowingroger @GENIC0N Same with Putin almost complete English fluency but you pretty much never hear him speaks it.

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@cryptomanran Can Xi please at least pull a Trump and tweet something so we can all time the bottom?

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@0xphilo 換句話説，當你成爲一個完全不被道德壓力束縛的男人，普通女孩不知爲啥就開始想跟你做愛。但你凡有一點道德水準，普通女孩就對你嫌東嫌西。

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@0xleegenz I can't be the only one to read the title "male bottom" events and thought it meant something else entirely.

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@MetamateDaz most ppl can't even give the full names of their 4 grand parents

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@Leondayin @dongxiaojie99 我也是從一開始看就覺得小茉有種說不出的怪。

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@szygls 白皮爸還會姓章？