JC Charles

Expert level air guitar player, mediocre actual guitar player.

[JC Charles @JCCharles8]

RIP Taylor Hawkins 🙏🏻

[JC Charles @JCCharles8]

Time and money are inversely correlated. When you’re young, you have all the time in the world but no money to do anything. When you’re old, you have money and no time.

[JC Charles @JCCharles8]

I’m not one to get political online and I know this is super controversial, but I just can’t stay silent any longer…

Breakfast Burritos > Regular Burritos

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[JC Charles @JCCharles8]

Just spent $3 on a slice of avocado toast from @dunkindonuts. Can’t hide money. 💵

[JC Charles @JCCharles8]

Remember when “Dad Rock” used to mean Hinder, Nickelback, and Three Doors Down? Kind of awkward that now it means Simple Plan, Blink 182, and Taking Back Sunday. 🧢

[JC Charles @JCCharles8]

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What’s great about what’s considered liberal now: war with Russia, unquestioning loyalty to pharmaceutical companies, reverence for the FBI and CIA and all of their honest work. This is like Gandalf saying “Actually let’s not destroy the ring. Let’s give it to Liz Cheney.”

[JC Charles @JCCharles8]

How TF everybody understand R2D2’s beeps and whistles though? And with all that technology, why couldn’t they program little dude to speak? I want answers.

[JC Charles @JCCharles8]

@acevonjohnson That cabinet is gorgeous. Original 25w Greenbacks?

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@DavidPavluk Is this an NFT? I’ll give you $2.

[JC Charles @JCCharles8]

My favorite way to end a work email when it is obvious I have no idea what I’m doing, but still want to sound pro is “Please advise.” I like it so much I’ve started using it everywhere. God? Hello? Please advise.

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Does the Simple Plan guy still sing about how he’s just a kid and life is a nightmare? I feel like the lyrics should be updated to, “I’m just a man and life is meh…”

[JC Charles @JCCharles8]

Now that Emo is old, I can’t wait to start telling people that Paramore is my favorite classic rock band.

[JC Charles @JCCharles8]

I’m starting to think Aaron Carter was lying this whole time about beating Shaq.

[JC Charles @JCCharles8]

Million Dollar Idea: Donnie Darko but he’s played by Danny Devito. Donnie Devito?Danny Darko? You get it.

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I’m just excited that at the rate he’s going, eventually @travisbarker will play on a song of mine. It’s a numbers game guys, a statistical inevitability.

[JC Charles @JCCharles8]

When We Were Young Fest should just keep adding dates until it’s two months long and call it Warped Tour.

[JC Charles @JCCharles8]

Can there be an “Out of office” auto response for all things in life?

[JC Charles @JCCharles8]

If you aren’t layering your Pop Punk choruses with a Hammond Organ, are you even trying to rip off Blink 182? 😬