BROTHERMAN

Does the wind rise? Then you must try to live! 🍃

[BROTHERMAN @JCCloonan]

I don’t care for Zuckerberg, but any small thing I can do to ruin Elon’s day, I will absolutely take so much joy in.

So long Twitter, I’m outta here. ✌🏻🧵🪡

[BROTHERMAN @JCCloonan]

I feel like this app is showing me bad takes from bad faith grifters intentionally to get a reaction out of me. It did not used to be this way.

[george watsky @gwatsky]

Elon musk really is a superhero. I thought making a Meta product look palatable was impossible. But he continues to defy the odds 🦸‍♂️

[BROTHERMAN @JCCloonan]

@ayeejuju That’s ok, it’s none of your business.

[BROTHERMAN @JCCloonan]

@oocsitcoms They killed him off in the show, so that checks out.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

12 years ago today, Gotye released “Somebody That I Used To Know” featuring Kimbra.

[BROTHERMAN @JCCloonan]

Dude this app sucks.

[BROTHERMAN @JCCloonan]

@KhaleedSZN That’s the point of the song. Went right over your head.

[BROTHERMAN @JCCloonan]

@TheTurkey3 I appreciate that, Talley. Good to hear from you! I hope you’re doing well!

[BROTHERMAN @JCCloonan]

If I could just go one week without eating shit, I think I’ll be okay.

[BROTHERMAN @JCCloonan]

“Master, destroyers”
“They are no match for droidekas”

[Riot Kassadin @Riot_Kassadin]

aurelion sol: *drops a whole projectile on you*
rammus players:

[BROTHERMAN @JCCloonan]

@NoContextHumans Plenty of married pornstars, you weirdos.

[BROTHERMAN @JCCloonan]

The ignore texts but post to social media is a different level of disrespect.

[BROTHERMAN @JCCloonan]

@DjentHokage @DailyLoud If I could do this with a frisbee, I’d be unstoppable. 😂

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Dear Ma & Pa MAGA,
Donald trump is not being “indicted for you.”
He‘s never done a thing for you.
Here’s what he promised you:
He said he would lower drug prices.
He didn’t.
He said he’d protect people with pre-existing conditions.
He didn’t.
He said he would repeal the Affordable Care Act, and replace it with something “beautiful.”
He didn’t.
He promised to eliminate the federal deficit.
He didn’t.
As a matter of fact, he increased it by almost $7.8 trillion.
He promised an infrastructure bill was coming in “2 weeks”.
It never came.
He promised to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it.
He didn’t and they didn’t.
He promised his tax cuts for the wealthy & corporations would pay for themselves.
They won’t.
In fact - they added $2 trillion to our national debt.
He promised to end the opioid crisis, ‘bring back coal’, protect steel jobs, increase wages, stop factories from moving overseas, enact term limits, show his taxes & that Hillary Clinton would be “locked up”.
He didn’t & she’s isn’t.
He said he would make America great and put America first.
He let a pandemic ravage the country unabated and kept our national security secrets in his bathroom.
And here’s what he did:
He used YOUR money to pay-off a porn star, mocked a disabled reporter, attacked a POW, bragged about sexual assault, got impeached (twice), lost re-election, plotted a coup, incited an insurrection, and stole highly classified documents he knew he wasn’t allowed to show anyone, but did.
So now he has found himself indicted on 34 state felony counts & 37 federal ones, all while still facing many more.
He didn’t do any of that “for you”.
He’s an incurious, incompetent imbecile, who is as corrupt and self-obsessed as he is dumb.
And he’s really, really dumb.
He’s a sociopathic traitor who’s done nothing for you.
Nothing.
He’s being indicted because of HIS actions.
His selfishness.
His disregard for the law and for the safety of our citizens.
Because the truth is, that aside from how much money you’ll send him to pay his many, many lawyers, that he doesn’t give a f*ck about you.
He doesn’t do anything for anyone but himself.
And getting indicted is 100% about him. Not you.

Believe me.

[BROTHERMAN @JCCloonan]

Really tired of taking heat for not being able to read minds.

[BROTHERMAN @JCCloonan]

Forbidden Door

[BROTHERMAN @JCCloonan]

My friends played so much frisbee in the hot sun all weekend and still found time to come out to my silly wrestling night and I’m so grateful for that!

[BROTHERMAN @JCCloonan]

Ok ok cool. We’re back, we’re okay.

[BROTHERMAN @JCCloonan]

Everything is stressing me out. Goddamn