LazyBoy inc.

Igbo Human Being... Rooting for the underdog, #Gunners #Browns. I think in monochrome... I follow back... If my type of humour offends u. No vex

[LazyBoy inc. @JCEzeokoli]

This life no balance, let's stop deceiving ourselves human beings are biased, it's our natural disposition, deny it all you want.
For those supporting any movement, noble or not...

[DEJI @dayjee_1]

Take you away- Bouqui ft Four Kourners🎵(2009)

[Anambra 1st son @UchePOkoye]

In a response to the person trying to berate the program.

This young man gave a nuanced assessment of Igbo Apprenticeship (Igba Boi).

Take a listen.

[Ovbioba @Lord_Nati01]

Out gallant forest guards… This people don ruin my life 😭😂
@MayorXforever @zaddyofbenin

[Nazir @MalamNazir]

Which kind eyewitness be this 😂

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

Send me a video of three of your clubs current players holding the word cup they just won.
I double dare you

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Arsenal fans realising they are finally free of the annual 2nd place memes

[Victor Boniface @boniface_jrn]

My first ever football jersey na arsenal ooo
And na my mama buy am for me complete set with socks and boot self
Since then na gunners ooo

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

I dreamt that Arsenal lost this Carabao cup and won the league and Champions league.

[Marc @BlackScarfMarc]

A special shout out to Jamie O’Hara, Shay Given, Peter Schmeichel, Joe Hart, Gabby Agbonlahor, Chris Sutton, Gary Neville, that midget Rory div, and the dozens of others I’ve forgotten - all of whom have been doing their absolute bollocks the past few months, willing and praying hard for Man City to win the league.

Get fucked, all of you.

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.

[Tosin @tosin_1109]

Premier League titles won

Zubimendi in 10 months: 1

Steven Gerard in 17 years: 0

[Yannick Bolasie @YannickBolasie]

I also don’t want anyone to forget how at the end of last season all the people who talk on TV and on the net put the pressure on Arteta saying “he has to win the league this year” such a wild thing to say but he’s shut everyone up with the mentality he’s built there, especially when they would have all got the flamethrowers out if he didn’t do it this year, don’t let anyone pretend they wouldn’t love him as there manager

this set of players have shown some big hearts and quality! The day Arsenal went and got Declan Rice was the day they were going to compete yearly for the title! Gabriel and Saliba been the best partnership for a few years and Saka has been the starboy we all know he is! What a day what a moment….I was still wearing Wallabees in school kicking ball last time I got to celebrate 😂🏆 #Arsenal 👏🏿

[Obiasogu David @afrisagacity]

“Raise the packs and thank President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.”

- What Tinubu’s supporters in Lagos were made to do for a carton of the Renewed Hope package.

Their leader still read a long address to appreciate Tinubu. Chai, my goodness!✍️

[Donald @RealDonaldDoo]

There’s something wrong with the church.

There’s something wrong with the people of God.

[G @Gideoomatic]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[UGO & The Big Steppers @UGOOOTWEETS]

Men are very simple creatures 😊

[AyoSinmi @QueenAyosinmi]

It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s definitely not perfect—but I love it. #COYG #Arsenal

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

Someone from HR just asked if I can "quickly" transfer all their files from their old laptop to their new one.

I said sure. Told them it'll take about 4 hours because of the data transfer speed and verification process.

Reality? It takes 45 minutes. I run a script, it copies everything, done.

But I learned a long time ago: never tell people how easy something is.

Because if they know it's easy, they'll ask you to do it all the time. For everyone. Forever.

So I tell them it's 4 hours. They say "oh wow, okay, whenever you have time."

Then I do it in 45 minutes, but I don't tell them it's done until hour 3.

They think I dropped everything to help them. They're grateful. They tell their manager I went "above and beyond."

Meanwhile, I spent 2 hours watching YouTube and eating snacks.

The secret to good customer service isn't speed. It's managing expectations so you always exceed them.

Under-promise, over-deliver. Corporate 101.

Except I'm not really over-delivering. I'm just lying about the timeline.

But tomato, tomahto.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Hear! hear!

End.

[Di⭕s ᝰ.ᐟ @Dioslev]

If your woman is not like this, break up

[The Sigma Mindset @thesigmamindset]

This is unironically the best advice for dealing with depression... ‼️‼️