Nick Frank

Proud former owner of a pinball machine (my parents needed to reclaim that basement space)

[Nick Frank @JCFrank9]

@GooglePixel_US it is time for you to create a user-friendly in-house golf app; it's the only reason I put on my Garmin smartwatch. Shot tracking, scorekeeping, rangefinder--that's all it needs.

[Nick Frank @JCFrank9]

@NintendoAmerica @Nintendo So my friend and I can't play ranked doubles in #MarioTennisFever ? Pass. I'll just go emulate the GameCube game

[Nick Frank @JCFrank9]

Do you want to pay $8 for a single hot dog, but hate the hassle of going to a baseball game? Don't give up; there may be a @FiveGuys in your town!

[Nick Frank @JCFrank9]

@yonex_golf_uk @yonex_com is there no ability to purchase new Yonex golf grips? My Yonex grips are 24 years old but I love my irons. Help!

[Nick Frank @JCFrank9]

Disposable paper towel roll so dumb. Last two, maybe three showers. Considering switching back to regular towels

[Nick Frank @JCFrank9]

@MrBeast This is EASY MONEY. I could do 100 days by myself for 750,000 with zero issue.

[Nick Frank @JCFrank9]

@BYUsupersoaker "that's okay. I went to the store for your mom's birthday and narrowed it down to these two. Pick a card. Oh...I'm sorry baby, don't cry!"

[Nick Frank @JCFrank9]

@BYUsupersoaker Take out the "who is" and we can be like-minded pals

[Nick Frank @JCFrank9]

@MyBobs How do you suggest I beef up my Dream modular couch cushions? I spent so much money on it last October and the "never flat" cushions are horrific pancakes. It's embarrassing when we have guests over.

[Nick Frank @JCFrank9]

Have you ever wanted to build a tower and then deconstruct it piece by piece, hoping it doesn't fall? Sharks, I am asking for $50,000 for 10% of my revolutionary game Jenga, named after the Swahili word for "wooden block" or something lol idk

[Nick Frank @JCFrank9]

Huey Lewis and the Thinly-Veiled Propoganda

[Nick Frank @JCFrank9]

Fought so well in the custody battle they let me keep the judge's kids too

[Nick Frank @JCFrank9]

How much is @NVIDIAGeForce paying @bethesda to make sure only a 4060 or better can manage 60fps on Starfield? Doom 64 has a smoother frame rate than this game. Give it the Skyrim treatment, I'm sure it will play well on the Xbox Series 4 in 2038 #Starfield #Xbox

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@Team17 just finished my annual replaying of overcooked 2. Team17 has to be TeamMiddleAged by now and still no Overcooked 3?

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@JacksPizza Maybe I'm being petty. But I appreciate the response, have always loved your product 🙂

[Nick Frank @JCFrank9]

@JacksPizza can we talk about the differences between your Sausage & Pepperoni Flavor and your Meat Lover's Flavor? No. Nobody can. There are no differences. #7slicesofpepperoni

[Nick Frank @JCFrank9]

@JacksPizza I count three meats on both? Chicken, pork, and beef. Present on both pizzas.

[Nick Frank @JCFrank9]

@harrymack at an airport: "Unh, yeah, I consider Southwest a leading airline..." *desperately runs around looking for someone with a receding hairline*

[Nick Frank @JCFrank9]

You and I both laugh at horoscopers, but you judge me for my 8:30 AM bean burrito? Buddy the sun's position doesn't dictate when Mexican food is OK to eat

[Nick Frank @JCFrank9]

Waaaaahhhhhh the people who pay the people who pay the people who make me chicken sandwiches don't agree with me waahhhhh #wokechicken #thechickenisntchristianeither