jacob patlan

you aint got to lie to kick it

[jacob patlan @JCPatlan00]

Who else watching UFC right now? lol

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In 2 FF leagues. Both teams I’m playing against have Lamar Jackson tonight. Pray for me. #TNF

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If our power goes out Sunday night just let it be after House of Dragons lol

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It’s no longer “como estas joven” with the taco lady. It’s” como estas señor”. We gettin old bro 😆

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Man these kids that work at convenient stores are lazy as hell now. Like how hard is it to put someone’s stuff in a plastic bag?

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Texas Technician 🔥

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“Can’t lil boy me I’m da man today”

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Why doesn’t @danawhite just announce the main event for UFC300 during the Super Bowl?….imagine?

[jacob patlan @JCPatlan00]

Being a blue collar worker is great. Just not so much around the holidays. It’s right back to hammering away the next day. My head is here at work but my heart is still at home.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Unbelievable slate of sports today

- 3 NFL Games

- 6 CFB Games

- 50+ CBB Games

- 10 NBA Games

- 13 NHL Games

- UFC 296

May the odds be ever in your favor.

[📌 @darwinsburner]

“Charles Oliveira is OUT of his #UFC294 lightweight title rematch with Islam Makhachev”

[jacob patlan @JCPatlan00]

For all the perros!

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Man what a weekend, stylebender got his ass beat and my boys made easy work of the giants. Have a good week y’all

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Welcome to the Suga show!

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Mary jaaaaaane 🎶🎶

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That’ll do donkey….that’ll do

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Brooks Koepka is dialed in! You love to see it #Masters

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My daughter just started daycare today bro wtf 😭😭🥲

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Me to all the Jon Jones doubters and people who thought he was done #ufc285

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Ja Morant put himself on a poster…..damn