John Pershing

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@TKratman Think you missed kidnapping?

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@VodkaPundit @Richard_Harambe It has been a lot of years so your confusion is understandable. The 'Crotch Sparks" of which you speak were actually just a horrible mis-fire of a pyrotechnic effect in Fred Schneider's pants.

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@VodkaPundit Be sure to borrow a .40 and shoot it a bunch, not just a magazine. Like 2-3 boxes. If the recoil is okay, good. But for some it is just sharp enough to be really uncomfortable.

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@monsterhunter45 @HollywoodInToto And surely not on a .gov computer. "The science" is stupid.

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@TKratman @Hania16836 Perhaps you'd accept an alternative involving a woodchipper?

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@GadSaad Incomprehensible to me that she can type that sentence without noting WHO you needed refuge FROM.

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@torybruno @SciGuySpace @GroundTruthPics @interstellargw Your replying to this is beyond wonderful. Be well, sir!

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@Guntalk The culture wars aren't enough? Now we want to add the caliber war to the mix? Less than a dozen comments in and we've got 10mm and .40S&W factions chiming in.

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@VodkaPundit @jondelarroz And those are just the ones making a mint by roasting it.

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@ZubyMusic @DrSuneelDhand Spot on.

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@VodkaPundit @Moshe_Meso You just know some idiot is going to have an autopsy report that reads, "Attempted to inhale whisky and swallow smoke."

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@VodkaPundit @awstar11 Turns out "Escape from New York" WAS supposed to be an instruction manual.

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@GadSaad Obviously. Not pretty enough.

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@geraldposner Thank you so much, sir, for Case Closed.

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@RheaKarys Well, think of it like LBJ in Congress. "Incredible career," check. "Impressive ability to get things done," check. They just leave out the "Amoral and willing to do anything to gain and wield power for the sake of power," part.

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@GadSaad @realDonaldTrump 100%

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@VodkaPundit What an odd autocorrect, from "orgasm" to "feel safe."

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@KurtSchlichter Yeah. Perhaps killing a man the president considered a personal friend, and arguably the guy who got him elected, may have been an error?

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@VodkaPundit Right!?

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@Jringo1508