Jancarius

I'll be honest, if you're here, you're either responding to me saying something, or likely a bot.

[Bennie🕊️ @Bennieeexyz]

A customer at the library asked me a question I wasn't prepared for.

Customer: Excuse me.

Customer: Why does this machine require flesh?

Me: ...what?

Customer: This machine.

Customer: I am touching it, but it does not work.

Customer: Is because... flesh?

At this point I was trying very hard to figure out whether I had accidentally wandered into a horror movie.

Then she held up her hands.

She was wearing gloves.

Me: Oh!

Me: The touchscreen.

Me: Right.

Me: Yeah, it probably can't detect your fingers through the gloves.

Customer: Ah.

Customer: Okay.

Customer: Sorry to bother.

Me: No, no.

Me: That's the best thing I've heard all week.

She laughed.

The machine worked.

And I thought that was the end of it.

It was not.

Now whenever one of our library computers stops working, someone inevitably says:

Staff: It requires flesh.

Staff: The machine must be fed.

Another staff member: Who's volunteering?

So thanks to one perfectly innocent question, our library now sounds like a cult every time the self-checkout freezes.

[Jancarius @JCStefansson]

@H1ghC0ncept @OmironT @Actually_Tina I thought I recognized this. Is it from a P3 abridged?

[ironmouse🇵🇷😈💖 @ironmouse]

They Let Me Speak at FanFest!

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#FF14 #FFXIVFanFest

[Jancarius @JCStefansson]

@nallusions @FF_XIV_EN Cause she has the best theme song

[Jancarius @JCStefansson]

@shouq_al90149 Yes

[💗 @ma1ybe]

My classmate was raped on her way back home from university and got pregnant, but couldn’t get an abortion due to the laws. She had to drop out of university where she was studying medicine. Because of pregnancy and childbirth expenses, she couldn’t continue her studies, left college, started working at a coffee shop, lost the fun of her early twenties, and lost the chance to attend international medical conferences she once dreamt of… all just to give birth to a child she never wanted.
People say, “What if the baby you abort grows up and cures cancer?”
Okay — but what if the 19-year-old you deny an abortion to grows up and cures cancer?
Now she can’t afford to get an education. Instead, she has to take care of a baby. What about her? An actual living human being???
“Abortion ends potential life”… So do property disputes, war, and genocide. You only seem to care about lives when women don’t give birth to them.

[Jancarius @JCStefansson]

@kammhia397 @Parrot4chan Also why do all 3 Jedi have purple sabers?

[Adele Lave Cosplay @AdeleLave_Cos]

Judy Dance

Video by YangGeek

#Cyberpunk2077 #JudyAlvarez #cosplay

[Tweets of Dogs @TweeetsOfDogs]

The very first thing that I would grab! 🐶

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

UPDATE 🚨 Remember the surgeon who was PULLED OUT OF SURGERY to speak with UnitedHealthcare so they could try and cancel her cancer patients inpatient stay after surgery?

UnitedHealthcare DID CANCEL THE HOSPITAL STAY and now they’re THREATENING HER, she’s showing the proof

“Despite my efforts, they denied her stay. UnitedHealthcare didn’t stop at calling me during surgery. Now, they’ve sent me a legal threat—and even worse? They ended up denying my cancer patient’s hospital stay. Exactly what I was afraid would happen. Staying overnight after major surgery isn’t optional—it’s medically necessary”

“UnitedHealthcare decided they know better than the doctors caring for the patient. When they called me while I was operating, I knew that if I didn’t step out and respond immediately, they might deny her stay—leaving her with a massive bill. — I scrubbed out and called them back. But after all of that? They denied her stay anyway.”

Share this like wildfire

(If you’re not familiar with the original video I have linked it below, it’s the reshared post)

[Jancarius @JCStefansson]

@Anariexe hi

[禿🍣 @kaminokefusa]

遊びに行こう!!

[Jancarius @JCStefansson]

@RurunaRei Hi

[Lucía Lobosvilla @LuciaLobosvilla]

Someone else said:

“Art Nouveau is when it looks made by elves.

Art Deco is when it looks made by dwarves.”

And after looking into it, I think they’re a genius and 100% correct.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: After Donald Trump and JD Vance asked Democrats to lower their rhetoric, CNN made a montage of all the inflammatory things Donald Trump and JD Vance have said. Retweet to make sure all Americans know it’s Trump and Vance who are the problem

[Yllande @YIIande]

Spooky season, witch Y'shtola 🎃
#FFXIV #FFXIVART