Formerly Known As Guru

Just a washed young man.

[Formerly Known As Guru @JCTheZealous]

I think it’s very beautiful those men who marry or date the girl they knew in high school. I think that’s true love. I think after a certain number of partners you lose the ability to TRULY fall in love with someone. U merely tolerate them because it’s either them or u die alone

[Formerly Known As Guru @JCTheZealous]

@pxdrx00000 @NarutoDaily_ Lmfaooooo

[Daily Naruto @NarutoDaily_]

The way Naruto holds onto Kakashi vest 😭😭 they were just kids

[IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🩸Crete Samuels @RealFamilyCrete]

75% of Women would fuck for $147

[Formerly Known As Guru @JCTheZealous]

The fact that women will throw themselves at literally any man that has money… literally ANY MAN… This is what got a lot of lame ass men thinking they’re untouchable. It’s bitches’ fault. Yall hoes fall on your own sword atleast once a quarter I’m afraid

[Formerly Known As Guru @JCTheZealous]

@ArtisanAles1 White guys let Hitler tell them who makes their dick hard. Lmao faggots

[Formerly Known As Guru @JCTheZealous]

Lmao do yall read these gay ass captions before yall post?

[Evolving Eric 💫 @evolving_eric]

Nigga was deadass THUGGIN & doing R&B over the classic Destiny’s Child record sample this is some FLY shit !!!

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

The Odyssey features fictional characters, such as a cyclops. Yet, some are mad that Helen of Troy is played by a Black woman. Saying the film should be "historically accurate" proves how stupid racists are.

[Formerly Known As Guru @JCTheZealous]

Yall simply meet a woman that you think is so hot that you have to have her and nobody else lol. U don’t actually love her. Thats why it’s so many divorces and breakups. Cuz once that beauty fades or that bitch annoys u, her looks don’t matter

[9th Wonder @9thwonder]

A Tribe Called Quest.
Was NOT JAZZ RAP. We did NOT CALL IT THAT.

What is JAZZ RAP!?!!!??

PLEASE STOP DOING THIS.

[Formerly Known As Guru @JCTheZealous]

But the girl you’ve known since high school or younger, you literally watched her grow up. That is a natural form of falling in love with someone it takes a longgggggg timeeeeee. I think in our adult life we force this phenomenon on random people

[Formerly Known As Guru @JCTheZealous]

I think it’s very beautiful those men who marry or date the girl they knew in high school. I think that’s true love. I think after a certain number of partners you lose the ability to TRULY fall in love with someone. U merely tolerate them because it’s either them or u die alone

[Formerly Known As Guru @JCTheZealous]

My god 😍😍😍😍😍

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

USA triple jumper Euphenie Andre ✨

[Formerly Known As Guru @JCTheZealous]

@TheMochiWochi @samwitwicky589 @stanleemichaels 100% faggot

[Formerly Known As Guru @JCTheZealous]

I’d make an honest woman out of her

[vish @ayobrinabot]

BRUH THIS FACE??!??

[Contra @BoldfaceJames]

I beat to her a lot is that purpose

[Project Hail Mari 🪨👾 @IAmNotChamari]

“My dear friend, my oldest daughter, Ayo here…”

God has shone down upon me and given me an Ayo/Ebon NYT cooking video 😭😭😭

[Formerly Known As Guru @JCTheZealous]

@prettyflockania lol u good Ma?

[Formerly Known As Guru @JCTheZealous]

LMAOOOO

[flocka @prettyflockania]

Need new dl dick to bounce on idk

[BK @TBKReturns]

The Odyssey is so ridiculously good I almost feel bad for the right-wingers who have to pretend it’s bad because it’s got minorities in it

[Formerly Known As Guru @JCTheZealous]

Ima tell yall right now. Yall ain’t had a woman until you had a muscle mommy. Brothers… I’m telling u….