Jesus Castañeda Vega

Mexican, Comedian and Pizza Enthusiast.

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Obama currently trying to wake himself up from a nightmare. #Inauguration

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I call this the "might make another sandwich might not"

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Interviewer: So what do you have planned for the future?
Biden: Lunch.
Interviewer: No, like long term.
Biden: Oh...Dinner.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Forever funny https://t.co/XyenkAtSF8

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He put a bike on a string an waited for people to rob it hahahaha https://t.co/V6eQfs8z5y

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If you leave the table like this you weren't raised right

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Absolute savagery

[JACOB JERALD-Link in bio 😛 @JacobJeraldVip]

TBH if a clown chased me with a knife I'd probably stand still and let them stab me. Idc anymore, I'm in debt, I'm broke, I'm stressed.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When you're gaming but also hungry

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How to properly eat coleslaw https://t.co/nuGvP4AVa4