JC Blanco

this is where I say dumb stuff

[JC Blanco @JC_Blanco]

#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If you remove a person's arteries, veins, & capillaries, and tie them end to end, that person will die.

[JC Blanco @JC_Blanco]

Möbius stripper

[JC Blanco @JC_Blanco]

Seeing a teddy bear in the trash will break your heart.

[JC Blanco @JC_Blanco]

"Forget it, Jess, I'm building you the dresser. I love this stuff, it's like high stakes Legos" #NewGirl

[JC Blanco @JC_Blanco]

Class act https://t.co/tQM1KawSxs

[Bryan Cranston @BryanCranston]

Although shocked and disappointed by the outcome, I hope the pres-elect will work to unify our wounded country. I sincerely wish him success

[JC Blanco @JC_Blanco]

Today I learned you can use a gum wrapper to press stuff on your smartphone screen #electionday #Vote2016

[JC Blanco @JC_Blanco]

Life pro tip: Don't let Donald Trump touch you, that's weird

[JC Blanco @JC_Blanco]

"Assasins don't use bazookas"

[JC Blanco @JC_Blanco]

Ireland, you were a sweet, heavy soul. Thanks for the great craic.

[JC Blanco @JC_Blanco]

aaaaaaaaand I just met my first Suicide Girl.

[JC Blanco @JC_Blanco]

Currently sitting next to the offspring of Petyr Baelish and John Hodgman

[JC Blanco @JC_Blanco]

it's so hot my thermometer wants to kill itself

[JC Blanco @JC_Blanco]

Elder Scrolls fans: Melania Trump is a Wood Elf

[JC Blanco @JC_Blanco]

when u see someone on tv holding a Latinos For Trump sign with a sticker that says '9-11 was an inside job' and ur just like '.............'

[JC Blanco @JC_Blanco]

...but if it was "I whip my hare back and forth" it'd be a lot worse, right?

[JC Blanco @JC_Blanco]

"Sorry if I scared you, I know I have some ghost-like tendencies. My uncle used to say 'He looks like someone starved a virgin to death'"

[JC Blanco @JC_Blanco]

I'm just gonna say what everyone is thinking: why is Hillary Clinton always at coffee shops?