normal boyfriend: take cute pictures and videos of gf, make a cute flipagram to show how much they love you
my dumbass boyfriend: records videos of himself shooting straw wrappers at me and adding the song “battlefield” by Jordin sparks in the background
Me: *has so much stuff to do*
My brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
*takes nap*
Someone PLEASE explain to me how it's even legal for Erie to be so completely TERRIBLE at regulating how its residential sidewalks are salted and shoveled. It's SO dangerous for the elderly and handicapped, it's disgraceful 😡😤
Just a friendly Sunday reminder that your job/career/work or lack there of doesn’t define your value as a human being.
That is a lie we’ve been told our entire lives. You are worthy NO MATTER WHAT your profession or “status”
Fellas, no more buying girls drinks at the bar
We only offering fiscally sound financial advice and encouraging them to max out their 401K contributions now