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chronic employer of finger guns • started as a bottom now we here • she/her • writer

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Mildly frustrated that some of my favorite, very catchy songs are all about using guns as euphemisms for 🍆

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I love how absolutely bonkers comedic Toyota owners are

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Am I or am I not a crazy enough car lady to put Christmas lights on my roof rack?

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@slws_95 It’s one very specific type of hot dogs from one specific grocery store 😆

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The dog being sick and being out of stock of one kiddo’s only desirable lunch food means running two damn errands before work!!!

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The undying desire to sit in your car in front of your home after a DJ gig to just *decompress in silence* after being *on* for hours

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

The Hobbits after the shire got a Zara

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Finding stains on your comfort hoodie 😩😩😩😩

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@heather_lindsy 😍😍😍

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I wrote the word “binder” in my NaNoWriMo time this morning and I already have received an ad for some on IG. I swear!!! There’s no escaping!!!

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Me, an avid 4Runner fan, seeing a video release of the new Land Cruiser

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

when i say i got that mf dawg in me this is what i'm talking about

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@tampon_string SAME

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What does a girl gotta do to get a tattoo request submission accepted??

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I’ve spent over $3500 this year alone on vet visits. No wonder it’s impossible to have any savings.

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@tampon_string I ask myself every GD day now

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@prest4n Hi, Preston! Our kiddo is saying that they tried to lock a huge pet but instead it deleted. Is this a glitch/bug?

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New parenting life twilight zone moments: receiving an email about missing homework??? This is such a rollercoaster!

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Sometimes when your schedule is wacky, your “dinner” becomes this at 9:20pm

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I’d love to try rock climbing but I already know I would be way too eager and get bored with all the time and training it takes just to climb a wall inside a building.