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I’d fly you to me, but I don’t know where I am.

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@MeetGemmaMay I brought my floss!

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@SweetAmberLeigh Hopefully Andrew Tate goes to prison for a very long time. Piece of shit.

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@LauraCohenSolo if I have a favorite provider I’d like to keep safe, is it possible to buy a package of your reports for her?

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@xoxo_madison_m His left hand must have a serious case of buyers remorse.

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@CompanionLdn @NinaDelvauxBXL Yeah, I missed the tone of the conversation, this was just a joke but it fell flat.

My actual advice: Chris Voss says, “The best way to be interesting is to be interested” meaning ask open ended questions.

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@NinaDelvauxBXL It’s not that we’re bad at conversations.

We’re just…sex…and boobs…and…stuff.

It’s hard to focus sometimes.

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@RileyMarshallTO Riley that is not a crystal.

It’s a Jimstone.

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@RileyMarshallTO Even if it’s on sale, it’s still more expensive than NOT buying it.

I remind myself of this often.

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@AleksandraRay_ Betty White b&w pinup pics.

Tell him they’re from your photo shoot in 1934.

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@CamilleDavisLLC I sort IKEA products by the number of times I shout “Dammit!” while building them.

Anything over a triple dammit is GFE for sure.

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@MeetGemmaMay There’s no bad choices here. I like the background in the left a bit more. Light seems better.

Also - I like your butt.

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@MeetEvelynVale After reading the sex worker subreddit for a while, it became very evident that many women in this profession not only see men as just a means to an end, but actively despise us.

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@MeetGemmaMay @missvioletpnw Seattle isn’t ready!

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@tatianabelen69 @Arielle_Ivy Actor/actress, etc…. We’re slowly phasing them out, and we don’t do it with every noun, but we do have gender-specific language.

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@MeetSimone Sorry for your loss.

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@vanessaharlowe This is some Jane Bond stuff right here. Well done.

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@blueyesilver @meeterica__xo That is 100% on point. Lots of blocking this week. I’m not here for drama.

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@Arielle_Ivy Going to date myself here, but I fondly remember calculating THAC0 back in the day. I think I’d enjoy it less these days for sure.

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@Arielle_Ivy Just say no to rules lawyers. Unpredictability makes the game fun. It’s why we roll dice!

Speaking of: the Roll20 RNG hates me, I swear.

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@Arielle_Ivy Yes! Never met a DM who didn’t love a creative player.