Lil Uzi Calvert

~Mournful bliss~

[Lil Uzi Calvert @JCalvert_music]

A brief return to writing for me here. Went to Morrissey. Didn't like it. https://t.co/ZUintQozhY

[Lil Uzi Calvert @JCalvert_music]

@NUCLRGOLF slowed my swing

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@Updated_Jennie I've seen things...you people wouldn't believe.

[Lil Uzi Calvert @JCalvert_music]

@Seraphinaf5 71

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@DudeN864 @NUCLRGOLF haha

[Lil Uzi Calvert @JCalvert_music]

@usmntonly Tired of this Alpha-LARPing, pathetic, double-down, deflect, lie-in-the face-of-all-objective-truth, spoilt little boy, Trumpian bullshit. Have some dignity fs.

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

Jesse Marsch really said “I'd rather be us than them” after Morocco beat them 3-0 and sent them home 😭

[Lil Uzi Calvert @JCalvert_music]

@untried_sam Ted Lasso was actually based on the entirely more clueless Bob Bradley (or Brad Bobley, as the Brits renamed him), whose disastrous season with Swansea and NFL-isms in post match interviews are the stuff of legend.

[Lil Uzi Calvert @JCalvert_music]

@ProDuffer72 Not very Christian of you.

[Lil Uzi Calvert @JCalvert_music]

@iqrafatma1278 Puritanism: the fear that someone, somewhere, is having fun.

[Lil Uzi Calvert @JCalvert_music]

@Djoko_UTD Probably when that fan stabbed Monica Seles

[Lil Uzi Calvert @JCalvert_music]

Cant stop thinking about McGinn's arse

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@NUCLRGOLF 2 girls 1 cup

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@ShaneRyanHere

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I'll never forgive the British public for giving Biffy Clyro a career.

[Lil Uzi Calvert @JCalvert_music]

@gillyn4 It's a bit not real

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@MattVincenziPGA It's lower in the mix than the 'USA' shout but real-world proximity far louder. Look at where he points - way farther back than the mic was when he shot (i.e attached to the camera)

[Lil Uzi Calvert @JCalvert_music]

@RobertSole9 God your racist bloodlust. Who hurt you, bro?

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@ForePlayPod @DriveChipPutt Anyone else think 'God I wish I had a Mom like that 90s Jewish hipster woman but where's the son? '

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

imagine someone planting koala fingerprints at a crime scene to get away with it