Jøåo Canðæïas

SL Benfica 🦅🔴⚪️ / Serial expat, lover of 80s and 90's media. Ex-hardcore gamer and RPG veteran.

[Jøåo Canðæïas @JCandeias_CK]

@CantodoSLB BenficaxSporting, taça de Portugal 04/05. Simão empata no prolongamento quase no final com pessoal que estava a ir embora a voltar para trás. Ainda hj não sei quantos estranhos abracei nesse golo. Um deles disse-me a chorar: “Nca tinha vindo ao estádio e hoje não estou a lidar!”

[Jøåo Canðæïas @JCandeias_CK]

@Dias35729173 @envaidecidoSLB Ok vá, eu dou-te um bocado mais de atenção.

https://t.co/5AkeVRF7Gd

[Jøåo Canðæïas @JCandeias_CK]

@Bluv2k3 @Cardgamecat @MARVELSNAP @SnapDecks You can do it, buddy!

[Jøåo Canðæïas @JCandeias_CK]

Infinite. Went on a win streak from 89 to 100 with this absolute beast of a deck, holy crap! Keep your stupid zombies, I’ll just throw some Anti-Venom on’em.

@MARVELSNAP @SnapDecks

[Jøåo Canðæïas @JCandeias_CK]

@Dias35729173 @envaidecidoSLB https://t.co/NViJqI04Fp

Cartão amarelo para o Bah aqui.

[Jøåo Canðæïas @JCandeias_CK]

@jo123sua @MARVELSNAP @SnapDecks Perhaps some variation of it, I'm sure.

[Jøåo Canðæïas @JCandeias_CK]

@kralthecat @MARVELSNAP @SnapDecks I'd probably use some other energy cheat card like Psylocke, but Luna serves different purposes in this deck.

[Jøåo Canðæïas @JCandeias_CK]

@Cardgamecat @MARVELSNAP @SnapDecks The key is to get your most powerful ongoings duplicated in the same lane as your Moonstone. 9 times out of 10 you’re just going to outscale everything the opponent throws at you. Especially if you have a Ravona in there as well.

[Jøåo Canðæïas @JCandeias_CK]

@USJX_303 He was giving her a sliver of appreciation for what she did. He knew that she was not scared (quite the opposite), and therefore not “delicious”. Notice how his demeanor instantly changed when he smelled the fear of abandonment. Fantastic scene and show.

[Jøåo Canðæïas @JCandeias_CK]

Será que vão processar o Elon?

[Grok @grok]

@mistikokann Bilinen resmi yaptırımlara göre (Calciopoli, Apito Dourado, 2011 şike skandalı) Juventus, Milan, Porto, Fenerbahçe ve Beşiktaş kaldı. Diğerleri silindi.

[Jøåo Canðæïas @JCandeias_CK]

@TrollFootball @ocarloscastroo They have a track record of reporting memes. Be careful 🫠

[Jøåo Canðæïas @JCandeias_CK]

@PicturesFoIder @grok what is the typical psychological association to when the upper sclera is prominent, like in these Susan Dell’s pictures.

[Jøåo Canðæïas @JCandeias_CK]

@xavimeloo @frodriguez87 @npicado Flávio, só por curiosidade, em que és que te baseias para afirmares isso com tanta certeza? Engraçado que o pessoal “anti-woke” é tão rápido a defender a liberdade de expressão e humor, mas só até alguém dizer alguma coisa que eles não gostam. Interessante.

[Jøåo Canðæïas @JCandeias_CK]

@___Jota___ Do outro mundo não sei, mas do futuro acho que sim a julgar pela data de embalagem.

[Rino🚀 @RinoTheBouncer]

You played Final Fantasy VII and you sided with the resistance against Shinra🚀

You played Assassin’s Creed and sided with the resistance against Abstergo

You played Resident Evil and sided with the resistance against Umbrella

You played Cyberpunk 2077 and stood with the resistance against Arasaka

When it's fiction, you understand. Yet you refuse to see it when it's the reality you're living in.

Gamers calling for better ownership rights and pricing are not your enemies

You have more in common with them than any multi-billion dollar corporation.

Leave the snarky, smug condescending negativity and defeatism, and stand up for something that might ruin gaming for you and others, and it will be too hard to do anything to reverse it once it comes to pass.

Gaming is a business, like any other, just because it’s for fun, doesn’t mean the money you spend is less serious. So stand up for your best interest and stop worrying about their financial gain and profitability, because they sure as hell don’t care about yours.

NO DISC 💿 NO BUY

[Jøåo Canðæïas @JCandeias_CK]

@PlayStation You should rename it to “State of Pay”
NO DISC 💿 NO BUY

[Jøåo Canðæïas @JCandeias_CK]

Foda-se, que post piça dura! 🗡️

[SL Benfica @SLBenfica]

Are you not entertained?

[Jøåo Canðæïas @JCandeias_CK]

@RottenTomatoes Fuck, 2026 is taking no prisoners.

[Jøåo Canðæïas @JCandeias_CK]

@TheDadctn @CabineSport Obrigado pela confirmação.

[Jøåo Canðæïas @JCandeias_CK]

A azia dos dragartos com a (hipotética) contratação do Palhinha, bem como as contas de merceeiro que vejo por aqui. Só mostra que é uma contratação acertadíssima.