Jacelyn

cracking jokes with the common folks

[Jacelyn @JCarraline]

The fact that leashed dogs are allowed at less places than unleashed children is a problem

[Jacelyn @JCarraline]

@preshthefresh9 Don’t stop taking them after baby. That’ll be your worst mistake! 🥴

[Jacelyn @JCarraline]

!!!!

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

something they don’t tell you about marriage & parenting is sometimes you’ll look at your beautiful children & loving partner & the cozy, fulfilling life you’ve built together and be like……wow. what if I just abandoned them all right now

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Hydro flask. Stanley cup. Yeti. How about just refilling a Smartwater bottle you got at the airport for 7 months

[Jacelyn @JCarraline]

@preshthefresh9 Excuse meeee

[Jacelyn @JCarraline]

I was crop dusted at TJ Maxx

[Jacelyn @JCarraline]

What is my commitment issue with a daily vitamin?

[Jordan @mrjordanhughes]

That voice is gonna sale out arenas and feed generations to come.

[Jacelyn @JCarraline]

@preshthefresh9 Haha I’ve done it a couple of times

[Jacelyn @JCarraline]

@preshthefresh9 Just keep it in your carry on. They allow e cigs/vapes, & they aren’t checking what it is 🥸

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

don’t mean to sound like a sickly victorian woman riddled with consumption but i do feel like a little trip to the seaside would fix me

[Jacelyn @JCarraline]

Started @VanderpumpRules from the beginning to keep up with the drama. Honestly Tom and Ariana have sucked from the start. Lol not a fan

[Wyatt Flores @WyattFlores10]

Evangeline by the Turnpike Troubadours

[omoge. @KhloeUmoh]

‘Do you need me to send you on a vacation’ is how I would like to be comforted going forward.

[Jacelyn @JCarraline]

@FlatlandCavalry Me!

[t h e g y p s y j o r d y @gypsyjordy]

I am so desperate for the sunshine and humidityyyyy

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

one day you're young and cute and the next you're 27, excited about a bird feeder

[Jacelyn @JCarraline]

Nelson told me our plans were canceled so I oiled my hair. Now our plans are back on and I look like a grease ball.