Timeline cleanse:
There is a freshman on my team. I jokingly asked him before the game how many steals would he get. He responded & said as many as the lord allows. I wasn’t expecting that lol.
Come to find out he reads scripture and prays on his own before every game.
MY FUCKING ALARMS D I D N O T GO OFF THIS MORNING AND I AM COMPETELY FUCKED. @apple FUCKING FIX THIS. I MIGHT BE FIRED. I WOKE UP AND THE ALARMS WERE SILENTLY GOING OFF.
Bendadon goes off on people who are calling him weird for being 40 and streaming with Yonna, who’s only 19
“You’re weird for even thinking every f*cking interaction between a man and a woman has to somehow be s*xual”