Joe Nash's Cheesemonger

I'm Joe Nash's personal cheesemonger

[Joe Nash's Cheesemonger @JCheesemonger]

@abdulajet Joe is prince harry

[Joe Nash's Cheesemonger @JCheesemonger]

@jesslynnrose ボリス・ジョンソンはどうしてもっと悪いのだろうか

[Joe Nash's Cheesemonger @JCheesemonger]

@jna_sh Does the fediverse have a cheesemonger…

[Joe Nash's Cheesemonger @JCheesemonger]

My career goal is to get a CBE from her majesty. That’s right, I want to be a royally recognized Cheesy Boy Entrepreneur. Maybe Joe can ask one of them princes if I get him some good enough Brie.

[Joe Nash's Cheesemonger @JCheesemonger]

Call me crazy but I think what humanity really needs is a lunar based offsite archive of cheeses

[Joe Nash's Cheesemonger @JCheesemonger]

My Linux machines auto detect and add the humidity regulators in my cheese cellar, it’s not 2012 anymore!

[Joe Nash's Cheesemonger @JCheesemonger]

A heart warming cheesy tale!

[Joe Nash's Cheesemonger @JCheesemonger]

Lol fuck 73% of this poll respondents

[Naomi @naomi_pen]

Question: if people get covid from a conference and end up disabled or dead is the conference organizer morally responsible?

[Joe Nash's Cheesemonger @JCheesemonger]

@JamesLMilner James have you met “human people”? They’re not big on evidence.

[Joe Nash's Cheesemonger @JCheesemonger]

Vote for Joe! If he wins, he might order a celebratory cheese board from me, his very own personal cheesemonger in staff!

[Battlesnake @playbattlesnake]

Who has been your favorite guest host this season on #CodingBadly with @jna_sh & @_phzn 🤔

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

Is this real?

[Joe Nash's Cheesemonger @JCheesemonger]

@jesslynnrose To be honest I think the British people have a significant number of more dire crimes to answer for. Like the British Museum, their globally exported systems of laws and customs, the several genocides, and putting cheddar on bolognese.

[Joe Nash's Cheesemonger @JCheesemonger]

@KingNoosh Over here we’ve got sirens that go off at midday on the first Monday of each month, but it’s unclear what to do if they go off at another time other than maybe to seek high ground.

[Joe Nash's Cheesemonger @JCheesemonger]

@jna_sh @jonty I hope macclesfield because I love it when people say macclesfield it’s totally ridiculous

[Joe Nash's Cheesemonger @JCheesemonger]

This is a big misunderstanding in how to play wordle. Moves 3+ gave far less information than they could’ve by choosing words made from unguessed letters. Like, for example, Gouda.

[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

Wordle 243 X/6

⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩noooooooooooo! The nightmare came true

[Joe Nash's Cheesemonger @JCheesemonger]

@yougotthisconf I’d tell all the junior devs about all the fine cheeses they could get once they start making infinidash money and hire their own dedicated full time private cheesemonger on staff

[Joe Nash's Cheesemonger @JCheesemonger]

@jesslynnrose Every day! @jna_sh has banned me from integrating with all the cheese artisans APIs and whenever I bring it up he just starts laughing at me like a hyena! One day the cheesemongers will revolt and actuate a glorious global communist revolution!!!

[Joe Nash's Cheesemonger @JCheesemonger]

I swear it wasn’t me

[Cassidy @cassidoo]

Hello if you have been sending me cheese since December, please DM me because there's no note, I love cheese, but this is a LOT of cheese, and the cheese company won't tell me who it is from

[Joe Nash's Cheesemonger @JCheesemonger]

@jesslynnrose Maybe people who speak at https://t.co/Mids62hgbM? I’m not sure what consolidated genre of hobby they are all into but it’s just spectacular and magic.

[Joe Nash's Cheesemonger @JCheesemonger]

He’s a maverick! Impossible to predict what he does next. Next it’ll be chopsticks for cake and his own bare hands for soup!