John Christopher

Excel whisperer. I code VBA so you don’t have to. Conservative. Atheist. America First.

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@NmdcOp @WallStreetApes Oh really, dipshit? This week I ordered a soft taco and a burrito, asked for mild sauce. When I got back to my office and emptied the bag, no joke, 20 packets of mild sauce. Go suck a dick.

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@5chmatme I didn't know Ron Jeremy was an artist.

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@Sofia50020Sofia That one.

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@MrVilla44

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@cold_fire7 You keep telling yourself that.

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@AntiLeftMemes Buy Apple stock.

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@EmilySm43 It's an early prototype of a pocket pussy.

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@KhanSaba1278 Death penalty, it's the only option. If he has siblings they learn a valuable lesson.

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@yslcora They don't all taste alike, that's for sure.

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@RiverTornado86 @ituajiv Watch an episode from Season one, then watch one of the last episodes. If you can't believe what you see with your own eyes, I can't help you.

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@omoluabi1sq She was adorable before the braces. Her pretty face outshined the crooked teeth.

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@tfJuIy Damn, she's packing on the lbs!

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@Monique17515945 @Thefactsdude In Arkansas, they're known for it, they don't give a fuck.

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@HujanisHosting I find it best to just not pay attention to what he's doing at all. It's kinda like he doesn't exist in my world.

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@ismanewells Yeah, don't believe that pesky science.

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@itseriknagel It's been around since the 60's, maybe it's just time to let it go.

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@TheLaurenChen @NathanJRobinson

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@Super70sSports I grew up with this show, it just dawned on me now that there were only like 10 seats in the place and they always had three waitresses on at once. heh