Jordan Clark

I hate everyone

[Jordan Clark @JClark1717]

I hate everyone

[Jordan Clark @JClark1717]

Rickie Fowler looks like a serial killer

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My sister deadass fucked her husband at the altar. Lolz

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The only way I'm getting out of bed is if someone brings me a mimosa

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I hate Michigan state

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Fuck Michigan state

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Fuck

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Duke with the win oh my lanta

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Clemson's coach doesn't have any eyebrows

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Oh yeah PS go fuck yourself

[Jordan Clark @JClark1717]

Just called my dad at work to ask him how to fax something because I was too embarrassed to ask my coworkers and I think I broke the machine

[Jordan Clark @JClark1717]

My job will be the reason I become an alcoholic

[Jordan Clark @JClark1717]

Thank god for Ubers

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I get to watch one of the doctors do a TEE and cardioversion 🙃

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My office is like the fucking Arctic

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Really not in any sort of mood to deal with people today

[Jordan Clark @JClark1717]

I hate being at weddings alone lollll

[Jordan Clark @JClark1717]

Just found out the wedding is open bar so that's good

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I'm going to a wedding in 5 hours and still have no idea what I'm wearing

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I need like 13 beers right now