James Coates

Smoggie. Season ticket with the Boro. F1, Football and talking rubbish.

[James Coates @JCoates1992]

Absolute unique ability to fucking ruin the best thing that ever happened to me. What even is life.

[James Coates @JCoates1992]

£8.50 a pint I feel sick. Fuck London

[James Coates @JCoates1992]

My club ❤️

[Middlesbrough FC @Boro]

𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗢𝗨𝗧 🚨

48-hour ticket turnaround? No problem for our fans. Thanks for your amazing support, we'll see you there 👏

[James Coates @JCoates1992]

Boro snake is back

[Middlesbrough FC @Boro]

A statement from MFC:

Middlesbrough Football Club welcomes the outcome of today’s Disciplinary Commission hearing.

We believe this sends out a clear message for the future of our game regarding sporting integrity and conduct.

As a club, we are now focused on our game against Hull City at Wembley on Saturday.

Ticket information for our supporters will be available shortly.

[James Coates @JCoates1992]

Absolutely gutted with how that panned out. We deserved more. Horrible to lose against a team of cheats as well and playing against 12 men. We go again next season.

[BBC Sport Tees @BBCTeesSport]

Tommy Conway loves it 🤣🕵

#Boro | #UTB | #BBCFootball

[James Coates @JCoates1992]

Big debate going on here. Was it actually Tina Turner on the South Cleveland Garages advert?

[James Coates @JCoates1992]

The nerves are something else today. They started on Thursday night as I was off work on Friday. Please do it Boro beat these dirty horrible cheats.

[James Coates @JCoates1992]

Why are season ticket holders charged more depending on where in the ground we sit. We’ve already paid a higher price based on where we bought out season cards. Don’t agree with this at all. Walk ups fair enough but season tickets should the be same price across the board.

[James Coates @JCoates1992]

Which idiot booked a house viewing for the middle of the match today. Might just be able to make it happen during half time if I’m lucky. Come on Boro let’s pray for the impossible 🙏🏼

[James Coates @JCoates1992]

Ref is actually a cunt. Can’t wait to fucking give them a foul.

[James Coates @JCoates1992]

Refs in the EFL can just fuck off. I’m so done

[Dale Vince @DaleVince]

Our privatised water industry is not just dirty, not just toxic - it’s lethal. We need to take it back into public control. Decades long failures to invest what is needed, despite constantly rising bills - prioritising dividends to foreign shareholders instead - and now this. It's criminal neglect. Putting money before people - looks like this.

Privatisation looks like this.

https://t.co/FNARdXkhi0

[James Coates @JCoates1992]

Putin next please.

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

BREAKING:

Senior Israeli official to Reuters:

“Khamenei is dead, his body has been found”

[James Coates @JCoates1992]

@danamalt Not keen personally. My suggestion if we want a small section of one before kick off would be the opening of Infant Hercules - Cattle & Cane. Not as well known so may take a while to get traction but that would sound good everyone singing it.

[James Coates @JCoates1992]

2nd best tonight. We go again. A lot of football left.

[James Coates @JCoates1992]

Why do companies not let you opt out of Valentine’s Day communications. It’s good they do for others but it’s absolutely killing me even more to see love everywhere you go when you’re going through divorce. Everyone’s happy and you’ve lost everything. Life is hard atm.

[James Coates @JCoates1992]

I love Kim Hellberg

[James Coates @JCoates1992]

Massive result that. Was fearing it was a potential banana skin and it seemed like that for a while. Absolutely buzzing for Conway!