Jordan Currie

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My brother: You can be a godparent for my kid under one condition.

Me: Name it.

My brother: No Godfather jokes.

Me: You made me an offer I can't refuse.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[driving]

6-year-old: How long till we get there?

Me: Two and a half Harry Potters.

6: *understand completely*

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

8-year-old: Never do forbidden curses.

Me: That's right.

8: Unless you won't get caught.

I'm raising a Slytherin.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

8-year-old: Why is it a coffee table? You never put coffee on it.

Me: What should we call it?

8: The milk from yesterday table.

[The Walking Dead @WalkingDead_AMC]

Tongues out Tuesday 👅
#TWDFamily #TWD

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: *puts an ice cube down her sister's shirt*

Me: Why'd you do that?!

5: She did it to me yesterday.

The North remembers.

[Jordan Currie @JCoffTheCross]

@ReineEDay take your cats with you into exams, they know the concepts

[relatable @byreIatable]

"I'm going to study at 5."
"I'm going to study at 6."
"I'm going to study at 7."
"I'm going to study at 8."
"I'm going to study at 9."

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Let’s talk about mental health so more people ask for help when they need it. RTs send 5¢ to support mental health programs. #BellLetsTalk

[relatable @byreIatable]

#BellLetsTalk because 80% of college students have experienced some sort of anxiety and 34% experience depression

[Jordan Currie @JCoffTheCross]

@rebekabrigooo @MaxMStein @vine @TurnDownFoWatt I'll have to invest

[Jordan Currie @JCoffTheCross]

If I ever had a French name, I'd want it to be croissant - Kylie

[Jordan Currie @JCoffTheCross]

English lit prof: hold on to your lunch!
*starts reading an awful poem*

[relatable @byreIatable]

Prof: let's go around and say your name, your major and a fun fact about yourself

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me turning in my final https://t.co/WNB95Cmg0Q

[Jordan Currie @JCoffTheCross]

Send help! Send help to choose, I can't!

[Jordan Currie @JCoffTheCross]

Studying! Studying future cat pictures...

[relatable @byreIatable]

when you realize you gonna need a 372% on the final for an A in class

[Jordan Currie @JCoffTheCross]

@TurnDownFoWatt this is getting real serious

[Jordan Currie @JCoffTheCross]

I'll study better next time, I promise