Jackson Colvett

WashU. Enthusiast.

ACAtwitter @ColvettJackson

[Jackson Colvett @JColvett]

But time makes you older
Crayfish get bolder
And I'm getting older too

[New Scientist @newscientist]

Antidepressants leaking into waterways could make crayfish bolder https://t.co/2Iqw3UmMDt

[Jackson Colvett @JColvett]

@magscolvett LV Aces - standout Demon Deacon Dearica Hamby plays there, I would follow her to another team if she left

[Jackson Colvett @JColvett]

One of the greats #WhyNotJohn

[Jackson Colvett @JColvett]

@magscolvett I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the Baskin Robbins/castle/gas station/country music memorabilia museum. I'm at the combination Taco Bell Baskin Robbins/castle/gas station/country music memorabilia museum

[Jackson Colvett @JColvett]

@QuinnNotCook I don't know how good of an elevator mechanic you are if it is being kept up

[Jackson Colvett @JColvett]

As a longtime fan of the NBA & the NBA on TNT, I think I've seen the last 7 minutes of every episode of Bones. I've never started a Bones, but I have seen maybe 100 collective hours David Boreanaz and Dr Bones reflect on a long day of using bones to...solve crimes?

[Jackson Colvett @JColvett]

I keep a notebook next to my bed in case I think of anything important during the night. I woke up today to see I wrote "QuaranTina Fey". Looks like the notebook is paying off

[Jackson Colvett @JColvett]

I, for one, think everyone could have shared the throne if they just organized a calendar of who gets to sit on it when

[Jackson Colvett @JColvett]

@KColvett

[Jackson Colvett @JColvett]

@maggiecolvett It's really more of a small sword than a large knife

[Jackson Colvett @JColvett]

@maggiecolvett "Is it something with robots? Robots playing video games?"

[Jackson Colvett @JColvett]

@maggiecolvett cc: @CarlyOwen_

[Conner Moore @cmanvolfan10]

6 years later (maybe more, who knows) and @JColvett and @ctbartow still give us a beautiful display of “talk to the hand” on Wikipedia.

[Jackson Colvett @JColvett]

@ctbartow @cmanvolfan10 A fight isn't just physical. Gorillas have thumbs, use tools, and are capable of making complex plans.

Where does the fight take place? Give me a grizzly in the octagon but a Gorilla in any environment where they can use tools and take advantage of the lay of the land.

[Jackson Colvett @JColvett]

The normalization of talking on the phone via headphones has honestly been a godsend for me looking less suspicious as I lip sync Time After Time to myself

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

This game has now taken longer than the game time of the entire 1939 #WorldSeries.

That year, the Yankees swept the Reds in four games that took a combined 7:05.

[Jackson Colvett @JColvett]

@maggiecolvett The only one of these I'm hardline on is yeah >>>>> yea

[Jackson Colvett @JColvett]

@maggiecolvett ... what is the alternative spell? Also how would you find out anyway other than over text

[Jackson Colvett @JColvett]

Tired: Grammar Nazi

Wired: Strunk and White Supremacist