Jordan Cope

Tour Manager | Bassist | All round grumpy cynic

[Jordan Cope @JCope95]

Hey Siri,

Define: shameless

#SinkingShip #CareerPolitician #Tory #Conservatives #KieranMullan

@KieranMullanUK

[Dr Kieran Mullan MP 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 @KieranMullanUK]

Incredible honour to be selected as the MP candidate for Bexhill & Battle. I want to take what I learnt as an NHS doctor, volunteer policeman and MP to deliver for residents.

[Simon Jordan @Sjopinion10]

Despite #Conservativeparty presiding over

6 years of butt clenching #austerity
3 years of butt widening division over #brexit
2 years of butt opening bullshit on #COVID19

We still have political #opposition so bad they can’t really lay a proper glove #labour #LibDems

[Jordan Cope @JCope95]

@ anyone moaning that there’s no opportunity or future outlook in the UK:

If you work really really hard and put your mind to it, one day you might actually be able to pay off your landlord’s mortgage.

Imagine that.

[Jordan Cope @JCope95]

#ItsComingHome

[Jordan Cope @JCope95]

@rejectpaige https://t.co/qQHRSG08LC

[Jordan Cope @JCope95]

@rejectpaige @OliNgMusic Please don’t 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Jordan Cope @JCope95]

@OliNgMusic @DevonHulse93

[Jordan Cope @JCope95]

@OliNgMusic @DevonHulse93 You’re a bum @OliNgMusic and all of Crewe will see it when we box for “charity��� you dosser

[Jordan Cope @JCope95]

@OliNgMusic @DevonHulse93

[Jordan Cope @JCope95]

@OliNgMusic @DevonHulse93

[Jordan Cope @JCope95]

@OliNgMusic @DevonHulse93 Below the belt

[Jordan Cope @JCope95]

@DevonHulse93 @OliNgMusic Apologies I’m not watching 😬

[Jordan Cope @JCope95]

@OliNgMusic @rejectpaige Could be ten pints terry yet 😬

[Jordan Cope @JCope95]

@rejectpaige @OliNgMusic You never know, someone might level up the scores on Saturday!

[Jordan Cope @JCope95]

@rejectpaige @OliNgMusic So I make the score 1-0-0?

[Jordan Cope @JCope95]

@rejectpaige @OliNgMusic It’s all fun and games until the paramedics need to be called 🙄

[Ross Thorpe ®️ @rossthorpe]

Brendan Rodgers when asked if he FaceTimed Harry Maguire asking if he feels his career has moved forward since leaving Leicester

[Jordan Cope @JCope95]

@Li06640798 Didn’t know this... but since tweeting I’ve heard this and someone saying reports about banging his own head against a wall in a cell (or something like that) #

So it’s all being set up already...

[Jordan Cope @JCope95]

Absolute tragedy, but I’m taking bets on how long it is before PC Wayne Couzens gets described and defended as “mentally ill”...