JCrypter

Scam bounty hunter and BS analyzer.

Decoding the chain, Flipping memes, Dodging rugs 🧪

Nothing I say is financial advice.

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I’m not here to sell you a dream.

I’m here to dig through rugs, dance with degens, and sometimes — just sometimes — catch a moonshot.

I talk:
• Memecoins before they trend
• DeFi plays you sleep on
• Dumb trades that actually print

No LARP. No VC handouts.
Just instinct, chaos, and a little alpha.

Follow for signal hidden in the noise.

#Crypto #DeFi #Memecoins #JCrypter 🧵👇

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@AskCiti I already closed the account. My business is going elsewhere. Maybe one day you will learn not to reduce credit limits without communicating ahead of time. People vote with their wallets these days, and you lost mine.

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I just paid off my entire balance in full and closed my @Citi @Citibank credit card account.

They decided to reduce my available credit without communicating with me any reasoning. This action hurt my credit, so I closed the account and will continue business elsewhere.

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$2Z is about to tank. I know an insider who is about to dump. Get out while you can.

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@dustybc Ordinary Americans don't need 99.99% of the services the government offers. We will be just fine without them.

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He is the first man in history to be able to live comfortably.

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JUST IN: Elon Musk becomes first person in history to surpass $500 billion net worth.

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From now on, if someone says anything along the lines of "I have news but can't share it yet", you are being unfollowed. Only 12.9% of those types of posts on X ever result in anything meaningful. Unless what you have to say is legal or you are under contract, there is no reason for wasting my very valuable feed to say something like that.

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@GodsBurnt What is the reason you can't tell folks now? Is it illegal? Are you under contract?

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@GrantCardone It's usually not a person to blame but rather the process.

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@kyledoops @DefiLlama Airdrop today and 1:1 coin change. Circulating supply is about to double

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@lynk0x Solana doesn't need anything. Its already super duper cheap amd blazing fast like literal pennies and on chain confirmed in seconds. You can fund hyperliquid or aster (I forget which one) with it.

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@GrantCardone Although with all the deportations, you would think more homes would become available again. I don't know enough of the math to know for sure.

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@GrantCardone Build more homes. Creates jobs. Creates more investment opportunities. Brings back the American Dream.

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@lookonchain They probably used leverage meaning they didnt put all that collateral up.

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Everyone who said "xyz news is bullish for crypto" in the last month had no idea what they were talking about.

I am glad I didn't buy btc at 124k, eth at 4.9k, and SOL at $249. I'm enjoying all the discounts now and the steeper discounts we will have in the next few days.

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Its all good man. That's the kind of reason why I question everything. I have run every "good news" I find through an analysis script I wrote (I am a software engineer), and only 13% of everything crypto and hype related has done anything to move the market in a positive direction.

That means if I followed anything posted here on X, I would need a 10x win on a single trade to be around break even.

Not mad at anybody, just wish folks didnt act like it was insider information. I ended up unfollowing those promoters, because my goal is to build a feed that is real and actionable.

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@Dennis_Porter_ Except your announcement didn't mean anything for 98% of the country and 99.999999% of the world. It was a literal waste of folk's time.

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@RS11221700 @Crypto_TownHall The announcement was nothing, just as everyone had guessed.

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@gordongekko I disagree

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@RS11221700 @Crypto_TownHall No, the announcement wasn't at 9:30 like they said. It was just a bait to get you in to listen to the show. The announcement will be made at the very end.

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@simplybitcoin @Dennis_Porter_ Dennis Porter has a history of nothingness. When he speaks, price tanks every time. Just look at his historical comments and reference the Bitcoin chart for the same time.