Jordan Cutts

33. The Arsenal.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

There are so many interesting facts to say about 69 but the most important one that I need you all to remember is that it’s been 69 days since Arsenal won the premier league title 😊

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

We were paying Mesut Ozil and Aubameyàng £350K per week each back when we were in the trenches but casuals think we can’t afford to pay Vini Junior £400K per week now that we’re premier league Champions while generating more revenue than anyone else in the league.

[. @Craaaque]

I wouldn’t wish what I felt here for a few secs on my worst enemy

[Bielsista @pedroelchileno]

Lying is all they have against the Arsenal.

[Sami Mokbel @SamiMokbel_BBC]

The intriguing situation surrounding Vini Jr: the interest from Arsenal and Saudi, the staggering cost of a summer departure from Real Madrid, relinquishing leverage and wanting to feel loved. With @iamAlexHowell https://t.co/0oekVtflJL

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

A rugby league pitch is 68 metres wide.

Maximum permitted length of a badminton racket is 68 cm.

But in Football, today marks the 68th day since Arsenal won the premier league title.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵⚪️ EXCLUSIVE: Al Hilal open talks to try sign Iliman Ndiaye from Everton. 🇸🇦

Negotiations at early stages but Al Hilal want one more star after Summerville and Iliman is high on the shortlist.

Deal depends on #EFC as player side open to initial discussions.

[Dan Critchlow @afcDW]

“Once Chelsea had met Villa’s valuation, Arsenal were contacted to see whether they would be prepared to match the bid. They declined.” [Source: @TheAthletic]

[Daksh @globalwaffles]

Dopamine hit was worth it. Welcome to Arsenal Marcus Rashford

[chief 🏆 @aliladiere]

This Vini stuff is never happening but it’s been refreshing to watch multiple fanbases piss their pants together. Thats what a super star signing could do @Arsenal.

[REDaction Gooners @REDactionAFC]

56 million views.

Even the Haters are excited

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨💣 BREAKING: VINÍ JR. WANTS TO STAY & REAL MADRID WANT TO RENEW HIM.

THE PLAYER WILL NOT MAKE IT HARD, HE WANTS TO STAY AT REAL MADRID.

@diarioas 🇧🇷

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Mikel Arteta was once shown the 67 gesture by his children and the Premier League even launched a “67 seconds to impress Arteta” challenge.

However today marks 67 days since Arsenal won the Premier league title.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ Arsenal set for new club to club contacts next week for Bruno Guimarães deal.

Personal terms in place and new approach with Newcastle anticipated to proceed + £70m proposal expected to be improved.

Deal depends on #NUFC decision on exit/price.

🎥 https://t.co/dRrZBt8sme

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔴⚪️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Arsenal agree deal to sign 16 year old talent Axel Donczew from Cardiff City, here we go!

Donczew became Cardiff City’s youngest ever player in the EFL Trophy in October 2025, now set to sign for Arsenal this week.

16 year old already completed his medical at #AFC.

[JB™️ @gunnerpunner]

The Vini deal feels incredibly complicated, difficult, and unlikely. It also feels unusual for Orny & Gunnerblog to report on a deal that’s speculative.

[Is Berta alive? | Premier League Champs ✌️ @afc_N7k]

He came to your house, scored twice and won the premier league with your main rival, with a gap of 40+ points. You don’t have the right to speak this way.

[Jordan Cutts @JCutts_afc]

Thats your statement signing

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal exploring move to sign Vinicius Junior from Real Madrid. #AFC interest early stage + clubs not yet in talks but idea approved at all levels. Much rests on contract process as no breakthrough yet & #RMFC do not want free exit @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/qYdS5vlfE6

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal exploring move to sign Vinicius Junior from Real Madrid. #AFC interest early stage + clubs not yet in talks but idea approved at all levels. Much rests on contract process as no breakthrough yet & #RMFC do not want free exit @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/qYdS5vlfE6

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Today's the day.