Jeffrey Cymny

Is this place pager friendly cuz im not getting a sig on my beep

[Chase Brown @chaseabrown__]

This Jeremiah Smith + Battle Sports ad is hilarious. This Is SportsCenter vibes.

[Dane Brugler @dpbrugler]

Arvell Reese vs. Illinois 😤

Future high draft pick. Future NFL playmaker.

[Jeffrey Cymny @JCymny]

@tdichio this you?? #ThanksForNothingAJB

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

The drive to work on Friday after your opponent started Aj Brown:

[Jeffrey Cymny @JCymny]

Bay Area Bobby is scheming it up

[Brian Baldinger @BaldyNFL]

.@49ers defense under Robert Saleh is not going to be Vanilla. They are going to spice it up with a variety of fronts & pressures. No sense in saving it for the season. Better to work on it now. #BaldysBreakdowns

[Frank Rizzo @SickoFrankRizzo]

"It's a brand new car"
"It's a 96" 😂😂💀

[Jeffrey Cymny @JCymny]

@BuschBeer Let me get a case… hit me up for the address to send it to

[Jeffrey Cymny @JCymny]

@JohnLynch49ers you know what to do 👀👀👀

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

More about the Chargers releasing five-time Pro-Bowl selection Joey Bosa after a nine-year run together, via @krisrhim1:

https://t.co/jRgFTnw7PL

[Jeffrey Cymny @JCymny]

@bheintzskol Never seen a more accurate post in my life

[ᵇ @bheintzskol]

NFL fan as a kid:

Regular season
Postseason

Season ends.

NFL fan as an adult:

Senior Bowl
Combine
Franchise/Transition Tag
Free Agency
Draft
Rookie Camp
OTA’s
Mandatory Minicamp
Training Camp
Cut Day
Preseason
Regular Season
Trade Deadline
Postseason

•Repeat•

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Home Alone deleted scene that should have been in the movie.

[49ersHive @49ersHive]

You think I can’t stomach a crappy season?? I’ve survived 2-14, 3-13, 4-12, etc. 😂

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Underrated Movie Villain:

Peter McCallister

- Let’s his brother call Kevin a jerk without any repercussions. Zero backbone.
- Forgot to close the garage
- When flight landed, could have cared less about forgetting Kevin. Just wanted to get to hotel and relax
- Calls losing kids a “family tradition” in front of the police and laughs about it
- Gets first class seats to Paris for the adults but gets mad at Kevin for room service bill.
- Lots of speculation he worked in the mob and that’s how he made his money

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Underrated Movie Hero:

Johnny Valentine

- Helped Kevin get a cheese pizza
- Generous tipper
- Scared Marv away and prevented an early break in
- Helped Kevin escape the deranged hotel staff
- He believed Snakes. The Tommy gun didn’t. People forget that

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Underrated Movie Villain:

Ted Martin

- Slept with every wife on the block
- Attempted to jump in the shower with Howard’s wife
- Ate Howard’s cookies when nobody told him he could
- Tried to have sex with Howard’s wife in broad daylight in a minivan

[Andrew Gillis @Andrew_Gillis70]

Ohio State OL Donovan Jackson on why the team ran the ball well today, especially on the final drive: "We just had to drop our nuts."

[Jeffrey Cymny @JCymny]

@tdichio could have been you

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

First iPhone 16 customer. 🔥‼️

[Woody @woodyVSworld]

F*ck it, Quinn Ewers Ohio State highlights #HornsUp

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

I personally guarantee that Ohio State will go 12-0 this season. We’re too good. Too strong. Too talented. Too focused.

If they lose a game, I will…..

[Jeffrey Cymny @JCymny]

@caliano7 👀👀👀

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Source: Rutgers AD Pat Hobbs has resigned from his job and Ryan Pisarri is expected to serve as the interim athletic director.

[Jeffrey Cymny @JCymny]

@MacDaddyP14 @NF_Colon @tdichio

[BlueLotBussin @BlueLotBussin]

Me after 17 beers this fall in mylan puskar helping wvu get a big 3rd down stop