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ONE HUNDRED WORD REVIEW: "You Can See Everything"
This meta-documentary directed by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim, which follows Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes in the days leading up to her incarceration, is getting the quasi-meta-review it deserves here.
ONE HUNDRED WORD REVIEW: "An American Werewolf in London"
Rick Baker won the inaugural Academy Award for Best Makeup for his role in this film, a horror-comedy about a backpacker who has a fateful encounter with a lycanthrope.
ONE HUNDRED WORD REVIEW: "Halloween" (1978 film)
Directed by John Carpenter from a script co-written by Carpenter and Debra Hill (The Fisher King), this indie horror film chronicles a disturbed young man who terrorizes a small Illinois town on the titular holiday.
ONE HUNDRED WORD REVIEW: "Send Help"
Directed by Sam Raimi (Drag Me to Hell, The Evil Dead) from a script written by the dingbats who wrote Freddy vs. Jason, this horror-comedy follows an office worker and her jerk boss who get stranded on an island following a plane crash.
ONE HUNDRED WORD REVIEW: "Two Evil Eyes"
This horror duology consists of two loose adaptations of Edgar Allan Poe works: “The Facts in the Case of M. Valdemar”, directed by George A. Romero (Night of the Living Dead), and “The Black Cat”, directed by Dario Argento (Suspiria).
ONE HUNDRED WORD REVIEW: "Carrie" (1976 film)
Brian de Palma directed this adaptation of Stephen King’s first published novel, in which a telekinetic wallflower is bullied by both her mother and several of her classmates.
ONE HUNDRED WORD REVIEW: "Evil Dead Burn"
The latest film in the long-running horror franchise follows a family in mourning who find themselves fighting off those damned Deadites.
@LocalSoundwave I believe the thinking is that the sooner it is on digital, the sooner it could make money from the audience that WOULD have seen the film if they didn't have to put on pants and drive. An extension of movies recouping money via rentals, except nowadays, they never do
@Neffenare@NoKOzKamui@niersgestalt genuine thanks for the heads up, and a reminder to others that you can block an account without having to go to their profile page
ONE HUNDRED WORD REVIEW: "Twin Peaks" ("The Black Widow")
Directed by Emily and Zooey Deschanel’s father from a script written by Harley Peyton and Robert Engels, someone dies via sex in this episode. Remember, folks: abstinence is the only way to not die while having sex.