@hottakekaren@RiotFest@gwar@elonmusk@X Thank you, I needed that laugh right now.
I should go dig out my VHS tape of Phallus in Wonderland, it's been too long. You are exactly the sort of person that would steal Oderus Urungus' penis and put it on trial for indecency.
@thatdamnanne@PressSec Well, you voted for this, so have fun joining the ranks of the homeless. Oh wait, that's illegal now, have fun becoming forced labor at a prison camp I guess.
@The_RadicalDino I took two quarters of art history in college and didn't realize it was that small. We were usually talking about things other than the physical dimensions of the piece.
@rjasmin@notliamanders0n I think the actionable threats come from a place of love though. Liam really cares about people and gets *really really angry* when people don't.
@QueerArmorer Well folks have covered most of the obvious multiple firearm safety and operation failures, so I will point out that he should also really be wearing a hat in that sun.
@ProperPoliticsV@esjesjesj John Fox was a black artillery spotter in WWII who called down a strike on himself as his position was overrun. The battery asked him if he was sure and he said "there's more of them than there are of us! Fire it! Give 'em hell!" He did not survive, but neither did they.
@NancyMace ... so, which bathroom in your house is the men's room and which is the women's room? Orrrrrr do you have one single occupancy bathroom that can be used by anyone? I honestly wonder how you remember to breathe.