Jeff Biering

[mase 💫 @altmase_]

just locked eyes with my Trader Joe’s cashier and got a boner 🥴

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

It's too bad Trump is afraid to debate next week.

[Joe For New Hampshire @JoeForNH]

A leader with empathy. A president our children can look up to. That’s @JoeBiden. #NHPolitics

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Donald Trump is The Snake. How quickly can we get 3,000 retweets on this brutal ad? Ready? Go. #TrumpTheSnake

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

The outgoing Obama team gave the Trump team a pandemic playbook. If they’d followed it, the guidance questions would have led them, for instance, to stockpile masks & gowns, critical equipment now in short supply. But they ignored that guidance. https://t.co/YRYGbMQnaP

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

You wanted a reality show host as a president, well now you’re on Survivor.

[Kirsten Gillibrand @SenGillibrand]

You cannot silence me or the millions of women who have gotten off the sidelines to speak out about the unfitness and shame you have brought to the Oval Office. https://t.co/UbQZqubXZv

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I know for a fact that Donald Trump has a very small penis.

Please retweet this enough that he can't help but respond.

Thanks,
God

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."

[Jeff Biering @JDBiering]

haha #kristinsuxattwitting

[God @almightygod]

The "Jesus Loves Me" song gets an update: http://t.co/K8Snaq4K

[Jeff Biering @JDBiering]

Happy chikin-bigot day, everyone.

[Jeff Biering @JDBiering]

Ladies, I don't care how hot it is, the answer is never short shorts with hooker heels. #whatsthequestion

[Jeff Biering @JDBiering]

My corner deli is featuring Chicken Noddle Soup today.

[Jeff Biering @JDBiering]

@acpence Are you going to get to come at all?

[Jeff Biering @JDBiering]

@acpence all I gathered from the short sides is that it involves lesbians. Being developed by Sundance Institute.

[Jeff Biering @JDBiering]

@acpence A new one called Fun Home

[Jeff Biering @JDBiering]

Played auditions for Jeanine Tesori today. She's not only brilliant, but lovely.

[Jeff Biering @JDBiering]

Seamen-watching w Franny at the 9/11 Memorial.