@robneedz thinks he’s the only one active on twitter but let me tell you something HOSS I’m about to get ACTIVE & you’re not gonna like what my version of ACTIVE is. I’ll be in your driveway when you get home. Let’s see what’s what.
Someone from Reagan airport, DOT, the airline, SOMEONE needs to create a perimeter between families and the media.
And the media need to not do this shit.
@ChipotleTweets I met the burrito rolling KING today. Guy named Woody, and he works at the Chipotle in Hagerstown on Dual Highway. He fit a 8lb baby in 1 tortilla. Give this guy his flowers. #chipotle#greatjob
Hey @jimmyfallon My son enjoys your children’s book. Like he really, REALLY enjoys it. So much, that even when I hide it behind the other 4,539 books, he actually throws them all on the ground until he finds it. It’s day 38 reading this book in a high pitched voice. Why, Jimmy?
I just caught a daddy long leg in the house. Against my better judgement, instead of smashing him to smithereens, I wanted to return him to nature. I open the back door for a fraction of a second, to give him a toss outside. Immediately 2 bat sized moths flew in. It was a set up.