Joe Corcoran

Writer | Tucci Improv | he / him

[Joe Corcoran @JDCorcoran]

Horrified that those sweet lil nobunaga stories are going to end up being revealed as AI generated slop

[Joe Corcoran @JDCorcoran]

Brave enough to admit that I’m very sleepy

[Joe Corcoran @JDCorcoran]

Well it’s going to be tough for me to top this

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I’m just a boy, asking for some benevolent hacker out there to wipe out all his debt and maybe sprinkle a couple extra bucks in there. Thank you in advance

[Joe Corcoran @JDCorcoran]

Seems bad that the US gave Ukraine billions of dollars in aid only to destroy that relationship over a pissing contest but what do I know

[Joe Corcoran @JDCorcoran]

Don’t think I’ve heard the term “body positivity” since ozempic hit the market

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@EmDalmas Will forever be confused by where the emphasis is supposed to go in the punchline

[Emily @EmDalmas]

in honor of #SNL50 , here is a note that was handed to us (as SNL Pages) from one of the background actors in a sketch. He told us “give this to Colin Jost to use on Weekend Update”.

[Joe Corcoran @JDCorcoran]

Going out in the rain just to say to strangers “we needed this”

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Strip clubs are weird to me because it’s a bunch of guys saying let’s go get horny together

[Joe Corcoran @JDCorcoran]

They kicked me out of the magic show because I couldn’t stop drooling

[Joe Corcoran @JDCorcoran]

Is anyone doing anything with Tony Hawk Tuah? If not, dibs

[Joe Corcoran @JDCorcoran]

My love language is telling people their backpacks are open

[Joe Corcoran @JDCorcoran]

I’ve never tried hacking (too dumb) but I bet it feels just like when you really lock in for a sudoku

[Joe Corcoran @JDCorcoran]

Sometimes all a boy wants to do is hawk tuah spit on that thang

[Joe Corcoran @JDCorcoran]

What if Joe went to the beach that makes you old? Then what

[Jarred @Comments4days]

@historyinmemes Best worst movie ever

[Joe Corcoran @JDCorcoran]

Skinny Chris Pratt voicing Garfield is, to me, stolen valor

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Watch this whole thing it’ll change the way you see the world 👀

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This goes hard