JD

Sophomoric Blowhard. weirder than that other JD.

[JD @JDFRotten]

@bethanyshondark She seems lovely.

[JD @JDFRotten]

@LangmanVince Testosterone is not a costume! This is not OK!

[JD @JDFRotten]

@iowahawkblog

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

Medea Benjamin has that very specific witch look that we used to train our children to view as being a sign of deep evil in a person. We’ve forgotten the old ways, we have to go back

[JD @JDFRotten]

@japan_nobunaga Hard pass.

[JD @JDFRotten]

@ShamashAran A quote loosely attributed to Stalin: It's Not Who Votes That Counts, It's Who Counts The Votes.
Democrats understand this.

[JD @JDFRotten]

@PolitiBunny He’s a reverend. like 90% of reverends, it means the opposite of what it implies.

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

I see Ed Buck is trending so I’m gonna guess that Ted Lieu or Adam Schiff did something stupid and people are pointing out that they were besties with a notable predatory sexual predator and murderer

[JD @JDFRotten]

@WilliamShatner @adamscrabble Nobody else on planet earth could look as cool as you do in that suit.

[BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧 @BROKENBRITAIN0]

This is me and my new religiously exempt blade

If I don’t carry this my magical elephant god will hate me

[JD @JDFRotten]

@michaeljknowles He’s a cold-blooded killer. I would not want to go mano a mano in a battle of wits with that guy. I think I’d get thoroughly clobbered and embarrassed.

[DataRepublican (small r) @DataRepublican]

🧵🚨 THREAD: How the Charlottesville rally and SPLC birthed an entire billion-dollar-plus "democracy" ecosystem 🚨

11 federal counts. Wire fraud. Money laundering conspiracy. But here's what the SPLC headlines are missing:

• The indictment describes a paid informant in the leadership chat that PLANNED Unite the Right
• That informant "helped coordinate transportation" to the rally... at SPLC's direction
• There is ONE publicly identified organizer whose documented role was transportation coordinator
• His Discord posts about running over protesters were made 26 DAYS before Heather Heyer was killed by a car
• The indictment says postings were made "under the supervision of the SPLC"
• Charlottesville then became the founding event for a billion-dollar political machine
• SPLC installed itself as that machine's definitional gatekeeper

I report. You draw your own conclusions.

As always, patience as I pull together the thread. 👇

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

Bessent exemplifies my favorite form of the political animal. He’s an articulate, clubbable, well-coiffed, bloodthirsty, savage beast. You love to see it.

[🇯🇵SAIGOU🇯🇵郷田剛士🇯🇵 @oidonhagouda]

Bro, let’s stop pretending.

Muslims make up about 25% of the entire world’s population — over 2 billion people across 50+ countries.

Japanese people? About 1.4% of the world. One single country.

Shinto exists only in Japan.

So when people say “Japan should prioritize minorities and be more accommodating to Islam,” who exactly are we talking about?

The global majority is coming to one of the world’s smallest ethnic and religious groups and demanding that Japan change its culture, food, and traditions for them.

That’s not “protecting minorities.” That’s the majority trying to colonize a tiny minority.

Japan has every right to protect its own people and culture first.

If Muslims want to live under Islamic rules, they already have dozens of countries where they can do that. They don’t need to come to Japan and turn it into another one.

[JD @JDFRotten]

@ZeekArkham My wife is black and she has no patience for ghetto shenanigans.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. DHS Sec. Markwayne Mullin just OBLITERATED Indian Rep. Shri Thanedar 🔥

THANEDAR: When will you stop spreading bigoted and racist words?

MULLIN: It's INTERESTING you make those claims with no facts yet YOUR party is the one supporting a guy with a NAZI TATTOO on his CHEST in Maine!

THANEDAR: I have the facts!

MULLIN: No, there IS no facts. You throw out Nazism, that's EXACTLY what causes hatred and violence to our officers! You should be ASHAMED!

THANEDAR: It's not my words!

MULLIN: It IS your words...did you endorse the Nazi candidate in Maine?

THANEDAR: Colorado fusion center says white nationalist messaging could lead to violence

MULLIN: Who? What message? Don't give me some left-wing POLL. Give me your specific details about what DHS SAID.

THANEDAR: Let me reclaim my time!

MULLIN: YEAH — you don't want to TALK about it but you want to throw out RACISM all the time at my Department, which ISN'T TRUE.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

You wanna hear something funny?

Lemme tell y’all what Rep. LaMonica McIver just said to Secretary Mullin during the hearing. Paraphrasing but you get the gist…

“You wanna talk about racism and everything… tell me why every person locked up in Delaney Hall is a foreigner?” 🤡

Who’s gonna tell her that ICE facilities ONLY house illegal aliens?

GOOD LORD! Democrats are truly the stupidest breed out there. 😂😂

[JD @JDFRotten]

@jarvis_best

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Excellent question good sir as jokes are always better when fully explained.

We here at the Jarvis Account do not do POLITICAL jokes. We do not care who you vote for or why. We do jokes about the way people TALK about politics. Because it is unhinged.

Political talk today is characterized by CATASTROPHIZING. Your enemies will put you in CAMPS. Democracy is ENDING. Every election is THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIFETIMES. Scott Pelley being sacked isn’t the mere natural outcome of calling his new boss a murderer and generally acted like a petulant dickhead in front of God and everyone - it’s the END OF LIBERAL MEDIA AS WE KNOW IT just like it was when Acosta and Lemon and a million other replacement level talking heads were shown the door.

This particular joke is a form joke we invented maybe a decade ago to describe the way we catastrophize everything on social media. Believe it or not it actually predates the famous RUTHKANDA FORVER post which is just the most notable of the Woke Kid genre of tweets.

We most recently used it a month ago to poke fun at conservatives who were having what we considered to be somewhat humorous meltdowns about Spirit Airlines going out of business as if all their mothers were dying as opposed to the much more boring reality of the fact that a shitty airline went belly up.

As Canada will once again not have the Stanley Cup on its failed terrorist state soil, I hope that this joke explanation will provide some solace and edification. And of course there’s always next year.